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« on: January 19, 2011, 03:57:32 PM »
  Seo jokes, anecdotes and more seo - humor (humour) that you like.

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SEO means...
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 02:09:00 AM »
 SEO means So Easy Operations  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 01:31:41 AM »
 :D  Yeah, especially for a SEO expert as I am! :)

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SEO and...Neo!
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 05:58:58 PM »
  "SEO" sounds (and looks) like "Neo"!  8) (the fictional, lead character in "The Matrix", played by Keanu Reeves)

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"SEO, SEO, I love you!"
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 04:26:00 AM »
  Do you know the nursery song "Apple, Apple, I Love You!"?  :)

 The lyrics:
"Apple round, apple red,
 Apple juicy, apple sweet! 
 Apple, apple, I love you!!! 
 Apple sweet I love to eat." 



 And look at my lyrics now. They're SEO - lyrics:

 "SEO white, SEO gray
SEO blacky, SEO sweet!
SEO, SEO, I love you!!!
SEO sweet I love and did. "

 ;D

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2011, 11:53:25 PM »
   To SEO or not to SEO? That's the question!  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

  The original is "To be or not to be? That is the question!" Look:


"To be, or not to be" is the opening line of a soliloquy from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet (written about 1600), act three, scene one. It is one of the most famous quotations in world literature and the best-known of this particular play.

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous fortune;
Or to take Armes against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: To die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to? 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep
To sleep, perchance to dream; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of disprized love, the Lawes delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would there fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Countrey from whose Bourne
No traveller returns, puzels the will
And makes us rather beare those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o're with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard their currents turne away,
And lose the name of Action.—Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sinnes remembered.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_be,_or_not_to_be)

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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 08:37:46 PM »
These SEO jokes are intelligent.  8)
I will not write about SEO, but about love, food, UFO, sport, psychology, paranormal and everything else I like.

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 04:38:55 PM »
Hahahaha.:) All of your jokes are funny. :)

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Thanks for your appreciation!
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2012, 11:26:31 PM »
 Thanks for your appreciation, jamesxavier! These SEO jokes are really something, because we're one of the best SEO forum.

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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2012, 11:31:16 PM »
Funny HTML Jokes (and SEO jokes)

Funny HTML Jokes



What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it? Alt tag.

What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off? Pay per click.

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings

What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter? A trackback.

Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?
A: Because it didn’t have a font-family.

Q: Why do CSS designers have too many children?
A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.

Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?
A: Because it wasn’t nested properly.

Q: Why was the decapitated web page invalid?
A: Because it didn’t have a head.

Source: http://webdesignbysteve.com/blog/2011/04/14/funny-html-jokes/

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SEO and...SWIMMING POOL!
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2012, 01:06:19 AM »
A fan of science, philosophy and so on. :)

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"Hello geys" and "Thi case"
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 11:07:12 PM »
 "Hello geys", a "poll" (?) and "Thi case" in one and the same topic - http://www.seo-forum-seo-luntan.com/social-network-seo-social-network/hello-1391/

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2012, 08:36:54 PM »
hahahaha funny lol it's good and hilarious stuff...

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2012, 03:42:26 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D i don't have seo jokes.

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SEO dialogs
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2013, 05:42:53 AM »

SEO dialogs


- How do you do?
- How do you SEO?
 

-What are you doing?
-I am doing SEO...

-SEO?
-SEO.

-Oh, yes. SEO!
-Sure, SEO.

 ;D ;D ;D

 

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