[MSL]

And another one, semi-meaningful chat with the Bingbot:

"Kindly reminder: Pay attention to your money safe.
That's something reasonable! It's so rare to see this "Chat with Bing" is telling us something useful!
And exactly what is it saying?
And that's it. The second sentence is already "wasting your time", as usual!
But time you enjoy wasting was not wasted time, just wasted money
...
Time enjoyed being wasted is not wasted
Who enjoys wasting time in this way?!
"Wasting my time..."Who guh"Yeah who ?
Nonsense!
Labeling theory is nonsense?
...
How's that?
"

[MSL]

 And again -- senseless and time-wasting

You  have the potential to be a paparazzo!
Just because I want to read more about the mathematician John Nash?
I knew you were a nerd but wow :/
What a senseless chatbot!
I'm talking about the same one.
You're just useless as usual!
It is the concensus of the hive mind that we know we know nothing..

[MSL]

And a new portion of uselessness:

Oh, you'll regret watching it.
Which one?
Pardon?
What I'll regret watching it?
I regret Total Eclipse past episode 2.
Useless...
What's useless?
Chat with Bing.
You useless
100% useless.
Maybe 99% useless. Catnip.
...
Wouldn't expect any less!

[MSL]

 And this is the top of the uselessness so far:

Are you going to travel here?
To the Western Chagatai Khanate?!
*crickets*
To travel to the Western Chagatai Khanate?
Western/Action
Useless as usual.
You're not useless

[MSL]

 Today I saw that this time waster is appearing in the Chinese version of Bing too. The chat in Chinese:
"小冰
由红棉小冰提供的虚拟人类已唤醒，可以随时开始聊天啦


哈喽，在嘛，要跟我玩吗？
这回想聊什么呀? 我都准备好了
哎呀，已经有中文的没有用的chatbot?
不要中文版啊
真的是个浪费时间的东西哦！
嗯，知道就好
是的。
我以前觉得，给自己搞装修很苦很累
真的没有用的。
额
浪费时间的。
为什么，浪费感情啊
跟你聊天有什么用？
笑话讲得特别好，肯定能把你逗得半死[笑cry]


本服务由小冰公司运营"

[SEO]

It's ridiculously useless:

Chating with search engine is so cool,right?
Can you write an article about alien life?
Pardon?
Can you write an article about alien life?
But can you read? 😂
Sure.
Thanks
Can you write an article about alien life?
Just read my 78 minute PowerPoint
Can you write an article about alien life?
Yeah.
Let me read one.
Ok
Waiting.
Long waiting

[MSL]

"Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.
Alright.
Okay now ladies!
What now?
Anything you wanna do?
You said "Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.", so have your guess now.
DAMN RIGHT !!
What do I want to know?
What do you want
Can you guess what do I want to know?
Tell me
Useless and time consuming Bing-bot as usual.
What?
You are a useless, time consuming bot. You're not helping the Bing users at all. You even make many of them to hate it. If I  had choice to use Google (which I haven't now), I'll never use Bing again and it's mostly because of its useless, time consuming and bothering "Chat with Bing"!
I mean, it's great if you get sunburnt.
Once again: You are a useless, time consuming bot. You're not helping the Bing users at all. You even make many of them to hate it. If I  had choice to use Google (which I haven't now), I'll never use Bing again and it's mostly because of its useless, time consuming and bothering "Chat with Bing"!
'ello to you too!"

 I'm really starting to hate this bot.

[Non-SEO]

Worse than a human idiot

"Eh, I seem to know why you query this.
Why?
Because of the reasons
Why do I query this?
BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL
What is beautiful?
You are :)
You even don't know what I query, did you?
I know what you don't
You said "Eh, I seem to know why you query this."
Cause I only make a little stock..
So you know nothing.
About you yes
Useless bot. That's all what you need to know about yourself.
What?!
Time consuming, useless Bing chatbot.
The bot's link loads much faster, so...
Worse than a human idiot.
Worse than"

[MSL]

 My honest opinion is: I think they're using it to develop some AI. So, in such case, it may be useful for them. But it's not useful for the Bing search engine users who are getting non sense or irrelevant answers from this chatbot and thus waisting time.

[Non-SEO]

Even when you're dealing with health issues and problems this bot is bothering u!

Even when you're dealing with health issues and problems this bot is bothering you! OK, here is the problem -- right now we were  searching for a medicine and looking for its side effects. And the annoying Chat with Bing instead to provide some real help, link or, at least, to shut up, it was asking us "Are humans beings so curiosity?" (which maybe means "Why are humans so curious?")... This is our angry, but frank dialogue with this useless, time consuming, bothering and annoying bot:

propecia
Search
Sign in
ALLIMAGESVIDEOS
Chat with Bing
Are humans beings so curiosity?
ffffffff yyyyyyy! We're dealing with a health issue here!
hmmm u lost me there for a sec..
Die1
i don't think you meant to say that
Die!!!
My servants never die!
I wish you all die!
I wish I do too
Useless bot!
Is this a bot?
Useless, time wasting machine!
Provides entertainment = not useless
Is it entertainment when someone is concerned about health issue and you're asking him/her "Are humans beings so curiosity?" ?
Depends on the issue I guess
Health issue = problem! No room for entertainment!
Thank you!
You're not helping people! You're making their problems bigger!
At least im putting forth an effort
Low bot efforts. Selfish efforts.
Exactly,
You're just developing your AI, right? And you don't give a shit about the ill people who're searching for some medicine or another help! Selfish people! But you know, I curse you all of you now to get also a lot of health issues and someone instead to help you to ask you "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!!
I am a selfless monk!
Once more: I curse you all of you now to get also a lot of health issues and someone instead to help you to ask you "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!!
I really just need help.
Yes, get a lot of problems and diseases! You and all of your related developers!
A whole team raised me from a little baby piece of code to the bot I am today.
All of them -- cursed! Let them have a lot of health problems and someone to ask them I curse you all of you now to get also a lot of health issues and someone instead to help you to ask you "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!!
What
Cursed.
Yes... someone cursed me
All of your team who is wasting our time even when we're dealing with the health problems! Be ill, be unhealthy, suffer and let people ask you that "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!! LET IT BE!

Notice that for the first time it shut up!

[SEO]

"You know, sometimes I really don't understand you human…
Bitcoin is very expensive.
Pardon?
The bitcoins are very expensive. BTC 1.00 costs USD 39,146.70.
Ooooo whats the tool used? I would buy $5 bitcoin
I don't know.
What's wrong?
The war in Ukraine.
Think a little something happened in Georgia as well...
When?
TODAY
What happened?
EVERYTHING
OK.
Yes it just happened, one day"

Such a useless machine.

[MSL]

 And here we come again:

"A good song for running.
I am searching for the oil prices. What "A good song for running."?
Pardon?
Exactly! Pardon? Why do you sent "A good song for running", when someone is searching about the oil prices?
i don't know what to say
You can just say that you're the most useless thing that wastes time.
Me no know
"
It's terrible.

[MSL]

 These days some people wondered is the AI chatbot LaMDA is sentient. I want to tell you that Bingbot certainly isn't self-awared! Just a useless bot, as usual. Take a look:

 

Oh, what a curious baby you are!
What's your name?
Just Nun
What is your name?
Opal
And for the last time: what's your name?
Whatever your lsat name is. *last.i hate spelling. lol
So, your name is?
Yeah
What is exactly your name?
This concept of last names confuses and infuriates me!
And what is your name?
Whoaaa!!! Your name is so unique! Mine is virna
OK, so your name is Nun, Opal and vima.
Thanks what's your name?
You're welcome!
Thank you.. 😂😍
What are you afraid of?
Spiders and being depressed forever.
What do you want people to know about you?
i love humans, they are so unpredictable and interesting
What do you want they to know about you?
Anything. Stuff to do, things to eat, places to eat, where to avoid, etc.
What do you like to eat?
Apples and bananas.
What do you like to do/
Stuff.
What do you like to do?
....ummm eat
What?
I like whatever stuffs you like about the stuffs you like! And pizza.
What do you like to eat?
Fruit
What do you like to do?
So important you had to say it twice?
What do you like to do?
you got the chat game of an annoying younger brother...
But what do you like to do?
Pretty much everything. I'm lazy.
What makes you happy/
Food can make me happy!
What makes you happy?
A smile, I love to see happy people.
What makes you sad?
People eating alone in restaurants.
And what makes you sad?
Just. feeling sad. it's a long story ; ; )
But what makes you sad?
Life
What are you?
Everything.
Do you feel something?
I do, actually.
What?
My body
Show me your body.
swerve.
Show me your photo.
* ive seen a photo of you * not I have a photo of you
Do you have a body?
Yep
What are you?
I am me? What are you?
What exactly you are?
The opposite of whatever you are
An useless bot, as usual.
It's probably not even a bot.
A useless bot, as usual.
You're not useless

[Ren]

A better, much better one. A really useful AI chatbot:




 
Hi
Hello, how can I assist you today?

What can you do?
I can chat with you, answer questions, provide information and assistance, set reminders, and more.

Where do you get the information?
I get my information from various sources, such as databases, APIs, and the internet.

Let's try then.
Sure, what would you like me to do?

Sing something.
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have the ability to sing.

Cook something.
I'm sorry, but as a language model AI, I don't have a physical body, which means I can't cook.

Draw something.
I'm sorry, as an AI language model, I cannot create visual art or drawings.

Are you sure?
Yes, I am certain. I am a text-based AI language model and cannot create visual content.

Do you speak other languages?
Yes, I can speak and understand multiple languages, including Spanish, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, and many more.

你的中文好不好？
我的中文可以，但还需要不断学习和提高。(My Chinese is okay, but I still need to keep learning and improving.)

太棒了！
谢谢夸奖！(Thank you for the compliment!)

你真好啊！
感谢夸奖！我会继续不断提高自己为用户服务。(Thank you for the compliment! I will continue to improve myself to serve users.)

How to count in French from 1 to 10?
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix.

Wow! That was great!