[Gay]

http://itsthetie.com

  When people search about it, some of them think it's 'it's a tie' or even worse: 'its a tie'. The right one is 'it's the tie' and the domain is 'itsthetie.com'. The original title of the website is

It's The Tie! - Comics and Stuff

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 It's a popular website now.

[PageRank]

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[SEO]

Downloadable free chocolate

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Downloading: 30 chunks (200g) of Milk chocolate, Swiss-style

Connecting to CHOCOMAT..... Connected at 上午4:13:53
Configuring Inverse GPS™.... OK
Scanning for refrigerator.......... Located (x=192.76, y=-78.24, z=1.64)
Checking local signal strength...... OK (97%)
Selecting chocolate source: 'Milk chocolate, Swiss-style'... OK
Preparing disassociation matrix.... Matrix prepared
Initiating three-dimensional morphic scan...stage 1....2...3... OK
Extracting sensory parameters: texture... sweetness... flavor... OK
Creating digital representation... data reduction.... OK
Confirming destination temperature.... OK (3.0°C)
Charging morphic resonator...... Charged at 3.7J
Transmitting................ Data sent
Attempting molecular reassembly.... OK
Applying sensory parameters: flavor... sweetness... texture... OK
Sending packaging... Sent OK
Final adjustments..... OK
Done!
Please check that your chocolate was succesfully downloaded.

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And more fun:

My chocolate did not appear. What do I do now?

There are a number of reasons why your chocolate may not be in the fridge when you check.

Did someone else get there first and eat it?
Were there any warning messages during transmission?
Cellphone interference may case scaling errors, resulting in a very small - possibly microscopic - bar of chocolate. Check with a powerful magnifier or microscope.
The Inverse GPS™ scan may 'lock on' to the wrong device, in which case the chocolate might appear somewhere unexpected. Check all nearby fridges, freezers and washing machines.
Try switching the fridge off and then on again.
If all else fails, you can always retry the download.

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