[Xsokii]

Guten Tag. Ich habe also einmal Deutsch gelernt, da es meiner Meinung nach eine schöne Sprache ist, und ich muss sagen, es ist ein bisschen schwierig zu lernen, aber ich habe es trotzdem gelernt!
Ich hoffe, dass ich eines Tages genug lerne, um nach Deutschland zu gehen, da ich gehört habe, dass es schön ist!Wahrscheinlich nicht so kalt wie Norwegen, aber es ist ziemlich schön, wie ich persönlich denke.
Ich hatte einfach Lust, etwas auf Deutsch zu schreiben, um so auf Wiedersehen zu üben!

[MSL]

Und... and, nobody speaks German around I suppose.

An online translation of Lexi's German (in English):

Good afternoon. So I learned German once, because I think it's a beautiful language, and I have to say it's a bit difficult to learn, but I learned it anyway!
I hope that one day I will learn enough to go to Germany because I heard it is beautiful! Probably not as cold as Norway, but it's pretty nice, as I personally think.
I just wanted to write something in German to practice goodbye!

[Alexa]

I heard Spanish is more popular and more useful when we compare the Western languages.

[Xsokii]

Und... and, nobody speaks German around I suppose.

An online translation of Lexi's German (in English):

Good afternoon. So I learned German once, because I think it's a beautiful language, and I have to say it's a bit difficult to learn, but I learned it anyway!
I hope that one day I will learn enough to go to Germany because I heard it is beautiful! Probably not as cold as Norway, but it's pretty nice, as I personally think.
I just wanted to write something in German to practice goodbye!

It's actually pretty accurate for an online translation.
The only thing that's wrong is "Good afternoon"
In German "guten tag" means "good day" or "hello" while "Guten abend" means "Good evening" which is around afternoon I suppose.

[MSL]

 Good to know, indeed. It means that it's something like the Australian "Good day!" (a.k.a. "Gday!")
 Baidu's translate (fanyi.baidu.com) is really getting better.

[Xsokii]

Good to know, indeed. It means that it's something like the Australian "Good day!" (a.k.a. "Gday!")
 Baidu's translate (fanyi.baidu.com) is really getting better.

Old English is actually similar to German.
English used to have formal and informal versions for you.
Here's how similar old English is with German:
Thou hast (old english)
Du hast (German)

[MSL]

 Both are Germanic languages. English has Latin (and concretely -- French) influence.

[Xsokii]

Yep, I know.
English has some German and Greek Influence as it has some words taken from those languages (Kindergarten, which, in German, would literally translate to "Children Garden")

[Gay]

Yes, she is right.

[Xsokii]

Yes, she is right.

"Kind" and it's plural form, "Kinder" use the article "das" (also meaning "the" "Der", "die", and "Das" mean "the" but they have different spellings depending on what case they are in like "Dem, den, der etc")
For example:
"Das Kind sehen einen Hund"
Notice how some words that aren't the at the start of the sentence are capitalized?
It's because in German verbs are ALWAYS capitalized and they are usually the only things capitalized.

Verb:
a content word that denotes an action, occurrence, or state of existence

[Gay]

German language's grammar is very difficult.

[Non-SEO]

I know some German words as these: "was", "Deutschland" and "Ich".

[Xsokii]

I know some German words as these: "was", "Deutschland" and "Ich".

English translation of those words:
Was = What
Deutschland = Germany
Ich = I

[Деси]

Ganz recht.

[Xsokii]

Ganz recht.

Jaaaaaaaa.