[Gay]

Funny Ads

(Just for fun)

Some funny (just for fun) ads topic.

[Gay]

Time machine for sale

Time machine for sale. I don't want to be a time traveler.

Order now and get 20% discount! Price:$ 500,000. Contact: Tim Timer.

 

[Alexa]

Magic bird

for sale

The bird wants human company and a lot of attention, not to be stuck and abandoned in a cage away from people! Please, only serious inquiries from folks who can commit to and afford such a large magic bird. Comes with DNA papers that state it's a real magic bird. Very sweet and loves attention. Handled everyday and extremely friendly.

Order now and get 15.478387% discount. Price: $ 10. Contact: Maggie Magic.

 

[SEO]

Magic stick

for sale

A magic stick for $15. I'm tired of magics... Get it now for for $14.99. Contact: Matthew Mag.

 

[Non-SEO]

Chat with Aliens (extraterrestrials)

You wanna chat with extraterrestrials? Let me know! Do it now!!!

 

[MSL]

You will earn: $0

Write 100 unique articles here! You will earn $!!! How much you will earn? You'll earn $0 ($zero)! 

[Gay]

Earning $ 1 000 000 monthly

Hello everyone!

"I'm earning $ 1 000 000 monthly. I'm earning $ 33333.33 daily.I'm earning $ 1388.88 hourly. I'm earning $ 23.14 minutely. And I'm earning $ 0.38 secondly." <--- This is an ad of my dream!

[MSL]

Cheap bitcoins

1 BTC = $1!!!

  Selling cheap bitcoins (1 BTC = $1). 321287361287368127631 bitcoins for sale!

(As you know, it's in the the 'Free Ads', 'Funny Ads' /just for fun/! But it's quite possible some day these bitcoins to become as cheap as 1 BTC per $ or 1 BTC per RMB.)

[SEO]

10 000 dollars

I'll give you 10 000 dollars, if you give me 20 000 dollars. Deal?

[Non-SEO]

Make money in 2 clicks

There is a way to make money in 2 clicks. There is 1 problem. I don't know what's that way! If you know about it, then you may make money in two clicks! Oh yeah, oh yeah!

[SEO]

Earn $ 2,000,000 in 1 day online

Earn $ 2,000,000 in 1 day online! It's a good idea, isn't it? Well, know you know it. Please earn it and give me at least 10%. Deal?

[MSL]

Get 1 visitor to your website for $20!

 I saw an ad about "Get 1 million visitors to your website for $20", but I think that you don't need 1 000 000 visitors. Too many, right? So I have a new and better offer for you! Here it is: "Get 1 visitor to your website for $20!" Please, pay me $20 and I'll visit your website! You'll get your one unique visitor! Cool, isn't it?

[SEO]

A brilliant idea how to win millions of dollars, euros, renminbis, etc.

Here is a brilliant idea how to win millions of dollars, euros, renminbis (yuans), yens and so on. You just have to buy for me many lottery tickets. As many as you can. Don't worry and don't hesitate to buy 1000, 2000, 3000 or even 10 000 lottery tickets. Send them to me. Then, if I win the lottery, there will be millions of money and I'll share these millions with you. Let's say I win $50 000 000. Then you will get $25 000 000. If I win $100 000 000, you'll get $50 000 000. You got it? Good. So what are you waiting for? Go and buy for me many, many lottery tickets! Good luck!

[Brackwom]

They make so funny ads when they forget physics rules & make funny advertisements.
Pulsar VS Speed of Light

Yes, such an advertisement exists where a biker races against the light (and hopes to win).

[KERRYLOPEZ]

Here are some more creative advertising ideas, & looks so funny,
https://bit.ly/3vWcGg1,


Look  that!