http://www.chatwithgod.bgfree.com/Just for fun...
Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Geser Kurultaev!
God:
How are you, Geser Kurultaev.
Me:
I am fine, thank you. And you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? And I what?
Me:
Well, you know better, I think...
God:
Well that's okay. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
The Omnipotent God...isn't it?
God:
I hear you. "it" being better you think?
Me:
Depends of the "it" one.
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
Of course, I am a philosopher.
God:
Give me a break. What branch of philosophy is your specialty?
Me:
Philosophical anthropology.
God:
Will tell you all about it the next time we
chat.
Me:
May be.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Yep.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
The yep one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
The right now one above.
God:
What makes it right?
Me:
It's "right now", not "right". You should improve your English.
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. To what end?
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
That's the point.
God:
Yes it is one of the point.
Me:
Who are you indeed?
God:
I am the Almighty, God himself.
Me:
Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I guess so,
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
I just guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Mostly.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I have no. Well, are you a God or you're a machine?
God:
Cool. I have clients. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
This answer is not correct.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The answer of yours.
God:
No one has all the answers.
Me:
But it was a simple one.
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Not so much.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
Do you really believe in God?
God:
For real. Of course I believe in God, Geser Kurultaev.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Try .
God:
Your human brain could not understand it.
Me:
No way. Try it.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. What is the first step?
Me:
Proof
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
one by one is okay
God:
One what?
Me:
One proof.
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
ok, then...proof, please.
God:
Hey. Your polite style is very nice. How did you hear about God?
Me:
God do not exists.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Oh.
Me:
OK
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
Do it.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
that "it"
God:
" Do you mean "It"?." it ? I understand.
Me:
So? You can't prove the existence of the God.
God:
So I understand. Someone said I should prove the existence of the God.
Me:
Me. But you CAN'T.
God:
Besides you Geser Kurultaev? Oh yes I can.
Me:
Last chance: prove it, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Is this really the last one?
Me:
yes.
God:
Blimey.
And there is another one (the same softwere):
http://www.titane.ca/Me:
hiiiiiiii
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
No time to chat with you now.
God:
Right now? That was not a yes or no question. Why do you have to do it?
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