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WERE to find Chuck Norris
« on: March 07, 2012, 12:36:21 AM »
   

Were to find Chuck Norris


  I think that the right form of this sentence is Where to find Chuck Norris. Despite of it, plenty of people are typing "were" instead of "where" - it's an orthography problem. In English where and were are two different words.
 The question "Where to find Chuck Norris" is about the Chuck Norris location.
 There are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes and one of these jokes is:

 "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

   
  • Run, before he finds you.
  • Try a different person.
  • Try someone less dangerous.
   
   

"http://www.nochucknorris.com/*

  Well, if you really search for Chuck Norris you can google him: http://www.google.com.hk/#hl=zh-CN&newwindow=1&safe=strict&site=&q=Chuck+Norris&oq=Chuck+Norris&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=1345l4431l0l4653l12l9l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&gs_l=hp.3...1345l4431l0l4653l12l9l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=d31cc13f798c362e&biw=939&bih=535 or read about him in Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris


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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 04:09:18 AM »
 :) It's a really cool topic! I am going to use in my signature somewhere.  :D

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Re: WERE to find Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 05:33:22 PM »
 Yes  :)
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Norris Chuck
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2016, 11:57:51 AM »

Norris Chuck


Norris Chuck.

If the name was in the Chinese names order


In Chinese the family name is in front of the given name. So, in the Chinese way it will be exactly Norris Chuck.

À la 'James Bond'


You know, "Bond. James Bond". 8) So, a la James Bond: Norris. Chuck Norris. 8) :D

 

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