[mojo]

“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.” ~  Stephen Covey

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. ~ Groucho Marx

"If you're going to go down with the ship, make it a submarine." ~ Wayne Shorter

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' ~ Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. ~ Will Rogers

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.  ~ Author Unknown

Murphy was an optimist. ~ O'Toole's Commentary

[mojo]

She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.  ~ Saul Bellow

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. ~ Mark Twain

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. ~ Will Rogers, The New York Times (23 December 1929)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~ Nicholas Chamfort

“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” ~ Oprah Winfrey

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." ~ Henry Ford

[mojo]

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

When women go wrong, men go right after them. ~ Mae West


The envious person grows lean with the fatness of their neighbor. ~ Socrates

“He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.” ~ Epictetus

“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” ~ Marcel Proust


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  ~ Author Unknown

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? ~ Will Rogers

[mojo]

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.  ~ Tom Waits

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~ Fred Allen

Who says nothing is impossible.  I've been doing nothing for years.  ~ Author Unknown

Action speak louder than French. ~ Charlie Chan

No matter how cynical you become, you can never keep up. ~ Lily Tomlin

Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~ Carl Zwanzig

“It is a newspaper’s duty to print the news and raise hell,” ~ Wilbur F Storey

[SEO]

Very good, Mojo!

[mojo]

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. ~ Groucho Marx

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~ Elayne Boosler

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~ Bill Watterson

Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad. ~ P.D. East

Naturam rerum cognoscere primum.
"First know the nature of things" or "Get your facts straight first. " ~ Socrates

Keep a diary and someday it will keep you. ~ Mae West

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned most people die of natural causes. ~ Author Unknown

If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. ~ Elbert Hubbard

[SEO]

About "rely on others"

Don't rely on others too much, because only you will never abandon yourself.

Don't rely on others; you are to live on your own.

Do not rely on others for what you can do yourself.

Don't rely on others to do your work.

[Haley]

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people".
I heard this quote from Michell phan, a famous youtuber about comestics who inspires me a lot. I always try my best to complete myself and become a "great mind".

[SEO]

I'm sorry, but it's Eleanor Roosevelt's as far as I know; not Michell Phan's.

[MSL]

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." Will Rogers

[SEO]

Censorship is...

"Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others." Charles Bukowski

[MSL]

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something." - Thomas Huxley.

[Alexa]

"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."

"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from." — Cormac McCarthy

[MSL]

 Yes, like the girlfriends and friends. Usually but not always. Some friends are also not good people and can ruin the friendship very easy.  Also, there are people who may become your friends even after once they were your girlfriends (boyfriends). So, it depends, but mostly true.

[MSL]

"A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness." Albert Einstein.