Some archive from a thread about an obese woman who typed that she will never have sexual activity with a Muslim and a Muslim who answered her that pork is haraam (haram) for them (the Muslims) anyway. (About the
haram in Islam:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haram.)
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[–]ElectricGoldfish2049 points2 months ago*
There are 5 pillars of Islam and I dont know if theyre enough to hold her up.
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[–]shartsonsheets191 points2 months ago
OHHHH SHE GOT SERVED! AND NOT FOOD!
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[–]Taleus526129 points2 months ago
What happened to that .gif? It was so silky smooth before. What have you done?
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[–]shartsonsheets8 points2 months ago
dont blame me, its copy pasta
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[–]Sloppy1sts1 point27 days ago
This is the original gif which is straight from the video. Eventually someone looped and edited it into the one youre used to seeing.
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[–]Zephirdd39 points2 months ago
lightweigh alternative
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[–]ShaidarHaran27 points2 months ago
Hey, what happened to that formerly perfectly looping gif?
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[–]bgsain6 points2 months ago
Any idea what video this originated from?
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[–]Herpeshektor43 points2 months ago
Hes not a rapper.
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[–]dontgitdoxxed18 points2 months ago
mayor of kenya, won over 10000000000 rap battles. supah hot fiyah
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[–]LibrarianLibertarian11 points2 months ago
HE LOST AGAINST SOULJA BOY!
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[–]Flames19132 points1 month ago
#ibeatsupahot
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[–]l0ve2h8urbs6 points1 month ago
Somehow I had never taken the time to watch that before, it was pretty funny. Thanks for putting the link up!
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[–]shitty_hdr3 points2 months ago
The Internet.
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[â]Mooksayshigh-14 points2 months ago
I saw it in an AOL chat room in 96.
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[–]Luis7074 points2 months ago
Asl?
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[–]Mooksayshigh3 points2 months ago
16/F/Florida u?
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[–]Bearearl3 points2 months ago
Nice try Chris H.
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[–]Luis7073 points2 months ago
17/m/Cali
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[–]llancethellama1 point2 months ago
Ill just have a seat over here
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[–]Dex22er12 points2 months ago
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[–]Beau_JanglesDangles18 points2 months ago
rekt
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[–]shillsgonnashill53 points2 months ago
I broke the silence at work by laughing out loud (a real life "lol") now they are looking at me. I guess is time I got back to work.
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[–]mosketer28 points2 months ago
Thats just great, Dad gets fired over a fat joke, goes broke, our whole family starves, then all fat jokes are a sore subject from then on.
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[–]zebraslap35 points2 months ago
Good job dad
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[–]Tigzilla_RAWRZ6 points2 months ago
At least you didnt fart
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[–]GeneralStarkk10 points2 months ago
I do that all the time. Im sure my coworkers think Im crazy.
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[–]shillsgonnashill10 points2 months ago
What kind of crazy fool would think that?
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[–]Hedgz-2 points2 months ago
Every thread.
Anyway XD Lol redditor I bet you work in IT lmao
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[â]newmansg-29 points2 months ago
Who the fuck cares?
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[–]shillsgonnashill18 points2 months ago
Those 4 people who upvoted me. Meanwhile, you got downvotes. Haha.
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[â]newmansg-19 points2 months ago
Youre the most popular nobody, hooray for you son-of-a-cunt.
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[–]shillsgonnashill9 points2 months ago*
And youre the most hated nobody. Haha.
I guess telling people their joke was genuinely funny pisses hated-nobodies off big time. So I guess ill just do it more then, thanks.
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[â]Hedgz-7 points2 months ago
How do you have a job
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[–]shillsgonnashill4 points2 months ago
Do you not have one? They arent that hard to get. Unless youre uneducated of course.
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[â]newmansg-20 points2 months ago*
Be coherent in your next reply to me.
EDIT: WOW your other account delete its comment, BITCH?
Still here, bitch.
BITCH.
Youre a motherwhore.
Youre a cuntyfuck.
Youre a shittynig.
Still here.
Little bitch that cares about karma--SEE MY ACCUMULATED COMMENT KARMA THEN BITCH. WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT UPVOTES YOU LITTLE CUNT STOP TRYING TO BE LOVED BY STRANGERS.
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[–]shmuklidoohaFiguratively Hitler7 points2 months ago
Benned for rule #3
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[–]NotMrSShitlord Jesus7 points2 months ago
Brags about karma to make a point that karma doesnt matter.
The dumb is strong in this one.
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[–]shillsgonnashill4 points2 months ago*
Thats not even me you fucking retard. Dont you have school to be at?
I only mentioned karma as an answer to your question of "who cares". The upvotes implied some people did.
16k karma in over 3 years is something just over 5k a year, which aint shit.
Anyway, stay mad, lol.
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[–]ThyGuy8 points2 months ago
Laughed way too hard at this.
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[–]tact8t885 points1 month ago
/r/unexpectedjihad
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[–]411eli2 points2 months ago
Shes a load bearing wall.
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[–]diefatfucksVerified Shitlord16 points2 months ago
Bazinga!
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[–]TheOnlyOtherRedditor21 points2 months ago
Ramadan!
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[–]mongo_lloyd86 points2 months ago
Zimbabwe
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[–]plentyofmelaninVerified Shitlady9 points2 months ago
Zimbabwe is full of shitlords! No fatties over there
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[–]its-the-new-styleAdips est mortis20 points2 months ago
Zimbabwe has an obesity rate of 6%
Swaziland has 50% females obese!
http://m.irinnews.org/report/63004/swaziland-obesity-in-times-of-hunger#.VKu0l3anwqdObesity is communicable from those who have suffered famine. See also Mexico.
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[–]hm_yeah4 points2 months ago
what the shit are they eating over there
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[–]Gingermadman10 points2 months ago
Children
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[–]thriftorama5 points2 months ago
:-°
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[–]nashmash1 point2 months ago
There are 5 pillars of Islam and I dont know if theyre enough to hold her up.
Not even one of those tits
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[–]zaran69838 points2 months ago
She waddled right into that one..
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[–]MyOldUsernameWasLame241 points2 months ago
slowly rolled in on a motorized scooter *FTFY**
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[–]MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF136 points2 months ago
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[–]Papalopicus47 points2 months ago
I hate this. I work at a store with these and one time there were so many fat people in the store on those that there wasnt any scooters left, and an old lady, like the ones that shake had to walk.
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[–]Hibria27 points2 months ago
My sister used to work at Wal-Mart and we are both shitlords, apparently so were the managers, but they used to keep 2 in the back so that shit like this doesnt happen.
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[–]hm_yeah47 points2 months ago
walmart being run by shitlords is the funniest thing ever
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[–]hm_yeah12 points2 months ago
its hard to watch, but remember: those shaky old ladies are getting excercize (physical exercise as well as practice) that they really do need, and those lardbeasts have less time on earth than the diligent old ladies do.
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[–]dhockey6310 points2 months ago
Exactly. My grandma has a bad knee but refuses to be bound to a scooter because she realizes how important daily exercise as simple as walking around the store is.
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[–]Yapshoo1 point21 days ago
That happened to me once when i worked as a janitor at Sams Club. I took the ladys list, grabbed a cart and got everything she wanted. Even had to go back twice when i had gotten the wrong version of items.
Totally worth it.
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[–]PictureTraveller15 points2 months ago
my god...
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[–]PenisInBlender11 points2 months ago
OH. MY. GOD.
QUICK! To the puppies!!!!....
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[–]princesskale5 points2 months ago
Accurate depiction:
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[–]H4xolotl8 points2 months ago
Stepped right into the cut
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[–]RapedBySeveral0 points2 months ago
Kinda makes me wonder if this is real.
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[–]ElsetoVerified German Shitlord323 points2 months ago
That is some Churchill response right there
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[–]Rebel_bass13 points2 months ago
Full Churchill on her ass.
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[–]hufflebloxSir Fedorable Shitlord508 points2 months ago
Haraam = Impermissible/sinful.
Honestly, thats really nice of her, shes saving them from her. : P
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[–]davidsmeaton63 points2 months ago
Impermissible
Little does she realise the double meaning of impermissible - not permitted ... and not possible to get past the rolls of fat.
but since shes obviously fucking deluded, its likely that shell interpret it as meaning shes such a curvy goddess, that shes tempting him with her sinful and wicked sexy time. shudder
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[–]paintin_closets9 points2 months ago
Ive never heard the word "pork" used as anything but a pejorative descriptive of a person. Pretty sure she knows she got barbecued.
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[–]hm_yeah3 points2 months ago
well, there is also "to be porked" so yeah
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[–]santh91235 points2 months ago
Mashallah what a great comeback
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[–]mrmojorisingi109 points2 months ago
Inshallah she will see the error of her ways
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[â]shitty_hdr-24 points2 months ago
Kashallah there is a will
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[–]Luciferase_3HVerified Shitlord87 points2 months ago
Alhamdullilah
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[–]minercrafter213 points2 months ago
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[–][deleted]17 points2 months ago
Clues in the title mate
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[–]OctoFussy15 points2 months ago
Seriously, you come to a sub called r/fatpeoplehate but then complain people are being mean to fat people.
You are either fat, or a very silly boy/girl.
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[–]thriftorama13 points2 months ago
We dont care. Go preach somewhere else.
:-°
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[–]MentalAdventure5 points2 months ago
Mos Def whats up man
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[–]passwordis_batman7 points2 months ago
Guys, I found the peaceful Muslim!
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[–]NekoQTTheoretically Hitler2 points2 months ago
Bannu
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[–]Jocinto2 points2 months ago
u dont sound very Ecstatic
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[–]YourDeath950 points2 months ago
Stfu you fat cunt.
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[–]YasiinBey-2 points2 months ago
Lmao well Im slim but okkkk
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[–]YourDeath95-1 points2 months ago
Lol jk
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[–]YasiinBey-2 points2 months ago
-_- rude
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[–]Ham_Planet_H8Verified Shitlord146 points2 months ago
Ooh! Pig got roasted!!!
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[–]diefatfucksVerified Shitlord28 points2 months ago
Burnt Pork!
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[–]youllneverfindmegavi#slugacceptance36 points2 months ago
Shot into the marina trench.
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[–]Cloud-strife-VII69 points2 months ago
*marinara
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[–]youllneverfindmegavi#slugacceptance6 points2 months ago
Words.
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[–]Leafwick1 point2 months ago
Marinara
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[–]Ma_Deuce9 points2 months ago
Marianas
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[–]youllneverfindmegavi#slugacceptance19 points2 months ago
mariana
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[–]MrAkutatillo11 points2 months ago
Mariana grande
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[–]Keksliebhaber6 points2 months ago
mgentleFATFUCK
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[–]rogabadu222 points2 months ago
Mariana
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[–]tacosaladchupacabra85 points2 months ago
Man, if we could burn fatties like this more often we could solve the energy crisis
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[–]norcalnative27 points2 months ago
They used to burn whale oil for power.. Why not the new age whales like this bitch?
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[–]Wondux12 points2 months ago
Dishonored is that you?
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[–]norcalnative6 points2 months ago
Say what?
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[–]with_us_funny_cloudsVerified Shitlord13 points2 months ago
In the game Dishonored whale oil is used to power everything
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[–]paintin_closets8 points2 months ago
But also in real life, we used to burn whale oil for our industrial needs until we discovered petroleum. Like 300 years before that video game was released.
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[–]with_us_funny_cloudsVerified Shitlord3 points2 months ago
I know but I was replying to /u/norcalnative who was confused about Dishonored being brought up
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[–]norcalnative2 points2 months ago
Yeah Ive never heard of Dishonored. Dont really play video games.
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[–]Cropsmack6 points2 months ago
Imagine the smell of the oil...eugh
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[–]258joe0074 points2 months ago
The smell of burning human is something you dont easily...forget.
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[–]NeedlesslyAngry5 points2 months ago
"Long pig." Never much cared for it.
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[–]SadStatueOfLibertypink lululemons2 points2 months ago
Ive heard holocaust survivors talk of it..
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[–]killallfats2 points2 months ago
I look forward to a day when landwhales are endangered.
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[–]hm_yeah2 points2 months ago
well the japanese are shitlords and they also have almost no obesity whatsoever, so maybe...
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[–]wesrawr10 points2 months ago
Too much energy, theyve been known to start large fires at crematoriums.
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[–]EyeOfTheHalo111 points2 months ago
I would like very much to shake that guys hand. Then hug him. Hammy is probably squealing in anger.
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[–]SkwuckySnel hest52 points2 months ago
Today I discovered my favorite Muslim
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[–]baserithVerified Shitlord91 points2 months ago
Oh man, I can just hear her squeal as she throws back her head and roars.
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[–]I_Think_Alot25 points2 months ago
implying her neck fat will allow that
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[–]hm_yeah2 points2 months ago
is that the hambeast version of seppuku
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[–]modestishottest816 points2 months ago
They get so mad that their adipose brain cannot think of anything wittier.
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[–]Duches568 points2 months ago
/r/fatpeoplehate has 3119 upvotes. Everyone hates fat people why cant we just be open about it. Theres a reason kids stare. Its fucking unnatural. We are not meant to be that big
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[â]yuze_-22 points2 months ago
Well I did my part and bullied a fat kid at school. He killed himself but the fat decomposed in his grave so a job well done, Id say.
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[–]dLuR14 points2 months ago
U wot m8
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[–]ABadManComesCrockpot and Tubbs15 points2 months ago
Lol thats like dark bro
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[–]thriftorama7 points2 months ago
Good job!
:-°
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[–]NorthernSpectre5 points2 months ago
WEOW
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[–]crescendolls0 points2 months ago
But... Thats the joke
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[–]mealzer33 points2 months ago
Fuckin zing
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[–]LaDiscotheque25 points2 months ago
Bacon zinger
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[–]scythe726 points2 months ago
Dont mention food in this sub. Youll attract the fatties.
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[–]with_us_funny_cloudsVerified Shitlord4 points2 months ago
They can smell it
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[–]thriftorama40 points2 months ago*
This is already on /r/all! Lets help our mods keep this place pork-free!
:-°
Update: Post #2 and #5 right now.
:-°
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[–]Sweetune3 points2 months ago
Why are u covering the names?
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[–]thriftorama7 points2 months ago
It keeps people from going to these posts and participating. (Rule #1 & #4)
:-°
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[–]crackercrumbliterally a cracker288 points2 months ago
REKT checklist
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[–]Driftbeat33 points2 months ago
REKT checklist REKTlist
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[–]oh_no_a_hobo84 points2 months ago
I like this one better. Its been modified and improved with time:
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[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
- icetold
- Told of the Rings
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[–]diefatfucksVerified Shitlord40 points2 months ago
You know, the list is definitely not long enough.
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[–]oh_no_a_hobo14 points2 months ago
Im pretty sure theres one about 2 times longer, but I cant find it.
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[–]louddifference2 points8 days ago
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☑ resurREKTing
☑ resurREKTion
☑ resurREKTional
☑ resurREKTionist
☑ resurREKTionists
☑ resurREKTions
☑ resurREKTs
☑ semieREKT
☑ subdiREKTor
☑ subdiREKTors
☑ subeREKT
☑ uncorREKTable
☑ uncorREKTed
☑ undiREKTed
☑ unidiREKTional
☑ unidiREKTionally
☑ vitREKTomies
☑ vitREKTomy
☑ double REKT
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[–]danyisill16 points2 months ago
12 Battletoads
2x2=Battletoad
5 Toads per Battle
Ah My Battletoad!
Batorutodu Shoujo (Battletoad Girl)
Battle+
Battle: The Last Toad
Battle Toad Alita
Battle Experiments Toad
Battle Genesis ToadLion ~get in the car!~
Battle in the Shell: Stand-alone Toad
Battle mae Yori Toadiro na
BATTLE Mongolian Chop Toad
Battle no mukou, Yakusoku no Toad
Battle Than Toad
Battle Toads 999
Battle wo Kakeru Toad
Battle, Toad-Sensei
Battle☆Toads
Battletoad Shippuuden
Battletoad Kikansetsu: Irohanihoheto
Battletoad no Miko
Battletoad X
Battletoadender
Battletoadless
Battletoads Be
Battletoads Daioh!
Battletoads NEXT
Battletoads ni Youkoso!
Battletoads no Yuuutsu
Battletoads Tenshi
Battletoads TRY
Battletoads Ultimate (и другие части)
BattleToadxephon
Battlewareru Toads
BTDS
BTO
Code Battle: Toads of the Rebellion
DN Toad
Battle Toad Z
Final Battle: Toads Within\
FLBT
Fullmetal Battletoad
Grave of the Battletoads
Great Battler Toadzuka
Hajime no Toad: The Battleing
Kareshi Battle no Toads
Kaze no Tani no Battletoads
Kenpuu Denki Battletoads
Kimagure Battle Toad
Kono Minikuku mo Battle Toads
Last Battletoad
Magical Lyrical Battletoads
Mahorotoad ~Automatic Battle~ и Mahorotoad: Motto Utsukushii Battle
My Neighbor Totoad
Night Shift Battletoads
Night Battletoad Genesis
One Battletoad
Prince Of Toads
School Toad: Ni Battle
Seikai no Battletoads I/II/III
Super Dimensional Battle Toad
Those Who Battle Toads
Toadhunter B (Bludlust)
Toadz
To-Ad-Oh
Toad Battle Gakuen Kenpucho Tou
Toad Moving Castle
Toad May Cry
Toad Captor Batora
Toad High School Battle Club
Toad no Sora, Battle no Natsu
Toad/stay battle
Toadball BT
Toads ga Battle-suru koro ni (aka “When Toads Battle”)
Toads ga Nozomu Battle
Toads wo Battle monotachi
Toad-sama ga Battle-suru
Yami to Battle to Toad no Tabibito
Yomigaeru Battle ~RESCUE TOADS~
xxxBATtLE
ΒΑΤΤΛΕΤΟΑΔΕΣ
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[–]solbadguy03085 points2 months ago
Great anime list.
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[–]Kakkuonhyvaa1 point2 months ago
My favourite is One Battletoad. I cant seem to see Toads Battle Adventure or Battletoad 21 though.
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[–]solbadguy03083 points2 months ago
My favourite is Toad 13: The professional.
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[–]Kakkuonhyvaa1 point2 months ago
Thats hard boiled.
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[–][deleted]4 points2 months ago
Yami to Battle to Toad no Tabibito
i can barely fucking breathe, too damn funny.
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[–]Verdey8 points2 months ago
Toldosaurus Rex ? that doesnt make any sense
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[–]Mongostein3 points2 months ago
Imperious Rekt!
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[–]Hotguy6574 points2 months ago
Can I make suggestion to add? How about City Slickers 2: The Hunt for Curleys Told?
Eh, Ehhhhh?
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[–]harro1123 points2 months ago
no Told and the Beautiful -4/10
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[–]nadrewod11 points2 months ago
I love the look of the checkboxes on mobile.
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[–]mutatersaladVerified Shitlord7 points2 months ago
Please no. We dont need another Swamps of Dagobah story.
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[–]hm_yeah0 points2 months ago
liar.
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[–]Nixplosion16 points2 months ago
And of course Oedipus REKT!
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[–]xJusteezy11 points2 months ago
Dank meme brah
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[–]batkrasun9 points2 months ago
The hunt for REKT october
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[–]JustBesideTheWindow4 points2 months ago
☑ context.rekt()
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[–]patriarchyinspectorPrime Minister of Shitlordistan2 points2 months ago*
☑ The resurREKTion of Jesus Rekt.
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[–]oblivioustoobvious2 points2 months ago
Some of those are alright. Some suck.
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[â]Virginislandtan-7 points2 months ago
Im stealing this.
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[–]fellowfiend8 points2 months ago
Its fine its not like we havent seen that before.
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[–]Virginislandtan0 points2 months ago
Im not on reddit all day so no I havent seen it.
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[–]i3uu16 points2 months ago
I didnt know this was a subreddit.. What have I been doing with my life..
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[–]nilleftw5 points2 months ago
Welcome brother or sister, to the land of shitlords.
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[–]Trcymcgrdy1Krazy Korean Shitlord37 points2 months ago
That was a sick burn, but it want be heard or seen because of the fat blocking her sight and hearing. She probably thinks he is hitting on her. Just...dont respond....
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[–]MyOppressedTriggers22 points2 months ago
Oh lord, I can feel it now. The word pork is very triggering because she hates to think of her fellow PIGkind being slaughtered!
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[–]with_us_funny_cloudsVerified Shitlord4 points2 months ago
On that day pigkind received a grim reminder..
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[–]gracefullyslick15 points2 months ago
Her whole twitter is a mess. Its hard to tell if shes a troll or not.
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[–]6isNotANumber7 points2 months ago
She definitely looks trollish...
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[–]fullmetalutes4 points2 months ago
Ive gone through her TL....I would put money on it that its a troll...comments on various topics to get a rise out of people, well and the pic is horrendous.
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[–]Cinder_N2 points2 months ago
Its definitely a satirical account and always has been.
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[–]MrRadio4 points2 months ago
That account went viral just a few days ago for another tweet. Something involving Stuart Scott. Definitely a troll account.
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[–]StayChilly15 points2 months ago
Chef here... I can say that piggy has been sufficiently burned.
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[–]Cropsmack4 points2 months ago
Goddamn spit roasted
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[–]NO3SCAPE23 points2 months ago
LMFAO as a muslim I approve!
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[–]shmalz22 points2 months ago
Back to the allahu snackbar, porkchop.
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[–]MrDoctorSmartyPantsCajun Shitlord13 points2 months ago
Is this the most upvotes post on this sub ever? If it isnt, it should be.
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[–]thriftorama8 points2 months ago
Its #10 #9 right now.
https://fr.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/top/?sort=top&t=all:-°
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[–]Affar6 points2 months ago
His Arabic title translate to "minister of entertainment", yap a title well deserved
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[–]SamwiseGamgee2217 points2 months ago
This comment will probably get lost because its so late but Im going to comment it anyway. That Twitter account is a well known troll, so the person who runs it isnt that girl in the picture. Sorry to ruin the fun :(
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[–]Butt_Bugles_Betacrippled, still not a whale7 points2 months ago
I found this comment! Its not lost :D
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[–][deleted]1 point2 months ago
Huh Ive seen that profile picture several times on this sub. Same troll fooling everyone?
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[–]laur7620Islamic Shitlady13 points2 months ago
As a shitlord Muslim, Allahu akbar.
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[–]tfwinters291 point22 days ago
fatbar, Allahu fatbar. FTFY :)
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[–]thunderingthecow9 points2 months ago
Call the fire department! This bitch is on fire!
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[–]Jimmy_Rustlin11 points2 months ago
I dont think any Muslims would have sex with her either, so she shouldnt be too worried.
Actually, I dont think many people would have sex with her. Maybe she should be worried...
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[–]Meester_Meester10 points2 months ago
That response is CLASSIC
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[–]bradyo25 points2 months ago
Weirdly just followed this chick on twitter the other day. Its a joke account. Either that or its really vapid. Poes law and all that....
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[–]snowfuckingwhite6 points2 months ago
...Uhm hasnt anyone else noticed that the guy isnt much slimmer/thinner than her? I mean you can clearly see he would fall in the overweight category for sure though....
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[–]Graf_Shitlord8 points2 months ago
Open minded kwt ?
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[–]kfpswf6 points2 months ago
Kuwaiti Im guessing.
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[–]ficarra10023 points2 months ago
But isnt beef ok?
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[–]laur7620Islamic Shitlady2 points2 months ago
Halal beef yes. She nowhere near permissible.
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[–]BGrishenkoVerified Shitlord4 points2 months ago
Her right now:
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[–]xphateslater4 points2 months ago
SAY WALLAH goddamn
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[–]mirrorwolf8 points2 months ago
Lmao I bet you she got all upset and started spouting bullshit bout how hes prejudiced and judgmental
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[–]ABadManComesCrockpot and Tubbs7 points2 months ago
Goddamn get some Neosporin for that shit.
Also not sure if I seen that fat bitchs hoagie muncher before or if all hams look alike
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[–]mugglepucks2 points2 months ago
Thats a mean thing to say about farm animals anuses.
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[–]Obestiary4 points2 months ago
Your face called you fat bitch. Soccer practice is over, and you need to go pick it up.
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[–]syferfyre5 points2 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_Statespermalink
[–]marvinzupz4 points2 months ago
Ayy lmao
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[–][deleted]3 points2 months ago
If youve recently ingested poison and need to induce vomiting, I recommend looking at her Twitter feed.
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[–]wakaswag2 points2 months ago
The girl account here is a pretty well known troll account on twitter, its just someone posting with a fat chick as the avatar about their standards constantly
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[–]timewaitsforsome3 points2 months ago
say wallah goddamn
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[–]deathwaveisajewshill5 points2 months ago
Is this the first post from /r/fatpeoplehate that reaches /r/all frontpage? Sweet.
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[–]The_White_BaronHas great pajamas10 points2 months ago
Not even close.
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[–]ColdLynx5 points2 months ago
Burn.
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[–]MonkeyCB4 points2 months ago
Fat chicks with standards. At least she gets to bitch about how shallow men are for the rest of her life.
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[–]Koneko041 point2 months ago
Burn
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[–]DerpyDumplings2 points2 months ago
This ham again?
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[–]conet2 points2 months ago
Fucking obliterated.
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[–]Totsean2 points2 months ago
Another reason why whale hunting should be legal.
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[–]mosarmini0 points2 months ago
Holy shit I know who that is, its hilarious because on her Twitter page she has a ton of "RT if Im hotter/Favorite if shes hotter" kind of pics lol
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[–]ISpyANeckbeard0 points2 months ago
This fat ham is the reason Muslims started making women cover their faces and not show any skin.
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[–]hm_yeah-1 points2 months ago
does she have a time machine or is she just so fat and greasy she transcendes spacetime
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[–]ISpyANeckbeard3 points2 months ago
She had a time machine but she ate it.
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[–]Quagmirian1 point2 months ago
http://www.britishburnassociation.org/burns-unitspermalink
[–]AKCheesehead1 point1 month ago
Where you at!
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[–]clwu1 point17 days ago
woah, this one time Americans actually agree with the A-rabs
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[–]kommissar_chaR-2 points2 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_Statespermalink
[–]Georgemtz942 points2 months ago
Rektd. Have a vertical vote
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[–]UA34Verified Shitlord3 points2 months ago
Fat Lard got owned
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[–]J_U_D_G_E3 points2 months ago
Hmm smells like the pork is nice and burnt
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[–]chajimak2 points2 months ago
Ive found this bitchs twitter before (a friend RTd her), it is full of shit like this, and then some.
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[–]LaDiscotheque5 points2 months ago
Get a clue, shetbag
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[â]DoctorShittyWho-13 points2 months ago
OMG that fat cow looks like a pig seriously.
And muslim chicks are so hot mmm.
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[–]AverageMutantTurtle11 points2 months ago*
Arab chicks maybe ?
Muslim is a worldwide religion with over a billion adepts, not an ethnicity
Theres a big difference between a maghrebi, a subsaharan and an Indonesian, yet Islam is dominant in all 3 regions.
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[–]laur7620Islamic Shitlady2 points2 months ago*
I like how there are people who realize this. As a light skinned German-Lebanese-Canadian Muslim people never believe Im Muslim. I thank you for being informed.
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[–]AverageMutantTurtle2 points2 months ago
Well, I thought that was simply common knowledge?
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[–]laur7620Islamic Shitlady1 point2 months ago
Youd be surprised how many people dont know this.
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[–]AverageMutantTurtle1 point2 months ago
Damn, I was taught the difference in grade 7 history so Ive always thought everyone knew that
Also the difference between Islam and Islamists
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[–]The_White_BaronHas great pajamas1 point2 months ago
Ive heard people say Christian girls are hot (with no reference to ethnicity), and thats clearly just a religion. He doesnt have to be talking about an ethnicity. Dunno why the guy is getting s many downvotes.
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[–]AverageMutantTurtle4 points2 months ago
Because saying Christian girls are got makes no sense neither.
Thats like saying "Eurasians are hot" aight, which ones? Arabs, Russians, Assyrians, SE Asians, Indians?
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[–]The_White_BaronHas great pajamas2 points2 months ago
It makes plenty of sense. Theyre talking about the religious practice. At least with reference to Christianity, theyre talking about repressed sexuality, which they find attractive. That is independent of ethnicity. I dont see why they cant also reference Muslim upbringing.
You do realize there is more to attraction than physical attraction, right? And that certain attributes, not necessarily physical, can be hot, right?
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[–]DoctorShittyWho0 points2 months ago
Whatever..you all know I mean the brown chicks.
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[–]hm_yeah1 point2 months ago
are you attracted to the mystery of their big black burqas
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[–]justicelikelightning-1 points2 months ago
I need that gif of those black guys going "oh damn!"
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[–]i_Hate_us38 points2 months ago
i got the feeling youve never been in a muslim country.
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[–]i_Hate_us15 points2 months ago
ironic youre here tbh, its like arguing with a fatty and they bring up all these studies and numbers.
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[–]i_Hate_us10 points2 months ago*
youre an idiot, hopefully this will make you realize it somehow
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[–]subarood3 points2 months ago*
Youre getting downvoted to hell because 1) Being Muslim is a state of mind not a state of body and 2) Its specific Arab countries with obesity problems. However, you do have a point, a study from 2008 shows Kuwait is the 10th most obese country in the world with Egypt and Saudi Arabia also in the top 20 fattest countries. But there are other Arab countries in the same area that have almost no overweight people.
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[–]Vagina_Pounder9 points2 months ago
Source or gtfo
And I believe the article on obesity that was on reddit was on Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is only 1% of the entire Muslim population.
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[–]NewPlanNewMan4 points2 months ago
What numbers? All youve typed are letters. Where are these "statistics" you speak of?
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[–]NewPlanNewMan-1 points2 months ago
I concede. Well played, sir.
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[–]jamster839 points2 months ago
> Muslim countries
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[–]jamster836 points2 months ago
Which culture or religion refrain people from having sex with pig-like women?
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[–]LordShittinghamSmyth5 points2 months ago
But I thought the patriarchy forced women to be thin so in these ultimate examples of patriarchy why are the women not all supermodel size?
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[–]AverageMutantTurtle1 point2 months ago
That was a joke.
Theres nothing in the religion that says you cant fuck a fat one.
But pork is haram to eat, so he made a joke with her being fat / looking like a pig
In other words, you just wooshed hard man
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[–]AverageMutantTurtle1 point2 months ago
Oh ok,i get your point. Thanks for the info btw, I didnt know that
But maybe he isnt from Kuwait though
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[–]raiden_the_conquerer0 points2 months ago
Im pointing out that youre wrong. See? Without facts we can point at whoever we want and say whatever we want.
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[–]raiden_the_conquerer0 points2 months ago
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-10-fattest-countries-in-the-world-2014-11permalink
[–]ChiantiAndFavaBeans0 points2 months ago*
Yes but see the thing is...
Its a fucking joke
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[–]Cloud-strife-VII25 points2 months ago
pork is haraam for us
They wont rape her
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[–]ShezRocks19 points2 months ago
WTF is wrong with you?!
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[â]clouds31-27 points2 months ago
Being /r/fatpeoplehate youd think this would be the top comment.
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[–]Ma_Deuce29 points2 months ago
There is a line. Its pretty far out there, but there nonetheless
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[–]6isNotANumber26 points2 months ago
Yeah, no one wants to see her fucked, consensually or otherwise...
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[–]Reinhart310 points2 months ago
They downvoted it because they were disgusted at the thought of having sex with her. Removing the rape part and keeping the part about stoning her to death would have made it top comment.
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[–]jamster835 points2 months ago
Fucking fat subhuman smear of pig excrement
This part was accurate.
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[â]LordZantino-8 points2 months ago
Im thinking hes muslim, but Im not sure.
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[–]theRagingEwok1 point2 months ago
-.-
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[–]FORCEY-FUNTIME5 points2 months ago
Thats just insensitive.
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[–]DrDiarrhea-1 points2 months ago
Fatties dont warrant sympathy or sensitivity. They are parasitic animals, for whom slaughter is too good. Piss on her, and throw her to the rapists.
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[–]ThickSantorum5 points2 months ago
Its insensitive to the rapists.
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[–]DrDiarrhea-2 points2 months ago
LOL! True!! I dont even think a rapist could sink so low as to fuck a lard-hole.
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[â]the1Dale-15 points2 months ago
She is white and catholic so she is fair game.
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thats not even funny
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