Good. Now a
snail joke:
A snail slowly moves to the top of a very tall tree. Day by day, night by night... Rain, storms, typhoon -- but he is climbing; hot, sunshine, sunburns -- he is climbing and climbing. After 10 months he is, at last, on the top of that tree, and
SUDDENLY an eagle is coming, and asking the tired snail: "AND NOW CAN I KICK YOU DOWN?", the snail answers: "AND NOW CAN CURSE YOU?!!!"
(Probably it is a sort of
lame joke, but I like it.