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Social network | SEO - Social network / Re: $913.7 million
« on: October 25, 2018, 12:32:49 AM »
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SEO / Tips for a New Blogger
« on: October 23, 2018, 03:14:23 AM »
Good Tips for a New Blogger
Good Tips for a New Blogger
If you are a blogger, and you have a blog on the internet, then you should know that there are may be millions of blogs and that you have various plenty of competition.
The number of blogs in 2018 is astounding, and this creates the overwhelming feeling in the mind of bloggers. You should know that you can successfully remain at the top of your competitors by following good and working strategies!
Below are some tips for you as a blogger which can be used to move your way through the crowd to the top. It’s important to maintain a winning mentality so these tips can successfully work for you.
Be Creative in Your Search for Uniqueness
Every individual has a unique personality. The fact that no one can ever be like you are the competitive edge you need. Always be creative and look for a way to always express your unique self in your blog.
Ensure you are original and well reflected on your blog. You shouldn’t make a mistake of copying the style of someone in your blog. People are going to be attracted to yourself, so you should let the uniqueness in you shine through.
Always Be Yourself
New bloggers also fall into the traps of imitating the style of successful bloggers. Be yourself and allow yourself to be vulnerable.
Imagine talking to your audience as you would talk to your best friend or a single individual. Your audience will accept openness and some might criticize you when you share what interests you and when you express yourself, even if it does not follow the accepted wisdom.
Also, it’s advisable to write on the niche which you possess vast number of knowledge. When you are being honest, you will have that connection between you and audience. (Which will make you stand out in the crowd.)
Publish Quality Content
Do not be tempted to lower the quality of the contents in your blog, in other to have more contents on your blog.
When your post is too long, people tend to lose focus quickly and it’s unlikely they will read through all the articles.
An important recommendation is to focus on a concept with a problem to a solution. It’s advisable to posts contents with words of about 400 to 600 words, which busy individuals can quickly scan through.
Solve Their Problem
Most people will check out your blog in search for a specific information. They want a solution to their problem. You should focus on the ways to make your blog at the top of the chain. It can be possible by providing the needed information and solution to your audience. They will be surely grateful and maybe will remember you. Also, they will become your ardent follower.
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Interested in Indian blogs? You may like it: 11 Best Indian Blogs To Read From Popular Indian Bloggers https://bloggerspassion.com/5-indian-blogs-you-must-read-always/
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The way to get a flat stomach
If you want to get a flat stomach, then you will have to take care a lot of things. There are some special instructions for getting a flat stomach fast. There are some steps in case of losing body weight. You will have to know the basic rules of losing excessive body weight. Then you will have to select the exercise and other tasks necessary for losing the fat. So getting a flat stomach not a one day process. You will have to work hard for it. There are some tips for getting a flat stomach:
1. Lose your weight: the indicator of excess body fat is the excess body weight. So you will have to lose weight. If you want to have a flat stomach and lose belly fat, then you will have to reduce your weight first. After reducing weight, you will be able to work for removing your body fat. There are some simple ways for that. You will have to focus on your food habit and take regular exercise. These are the only ways of losing the extra weight of your body.
2. Have a proper diet plan: you will have to make a proper diet pan for you. The foods, which contain more calories and fat, should be left. You will have to take food with necessary fiber and protein. Foods and drinks like chocolates, sweets, junk foods, alcohol, different types of soft drinks, red meats, snacks and fried food contain more than enough calories and fat. These should be avoided. In that case, you can add some vegetable, fish, fruits, chicken and clean water. There are the best things for a proper and healthy diet.
3. The way of losing belly fat: you will have to find some ways for burning the fat. Taking food with low fat is the first step. You will have to do some form of exercise. You can try the cardio training. This is a very good form of exercise and it increases the bit rate of the heart. So through these you are forcing your body to find an alternative source of energy. At that time, your body will start burning the fat cells around the belly. The more you will do exercise, the better and faster your body weight will be lost. There are some very good forms of exercise like walking, running, swimming, etc.
4. The last step: when you will be able to lose your over weight and get your extra fat burned, you will have to work for keeping the condition forever. You will have to make your abs stronger. These abs will keep your stomach flat. You can also try for a six-pack. Whatever you do for keeping your body strong and your fats away, you will have to do it regularly. There are a lot of great forms of exercise for that. You can try different types of crunches or you can also do bicycling. You will have to do regular exercise. You will have to remember doing short-term exercise in everyday is better than long-term exercise in a week.
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Internet / What Are Cookies
« on: January 04, 2018, 04:07:22 AM »What Are Cookies?
Questions of importance for every internet user:
1. What are cookies?
2. How to enable cookies?
3. How to delete cookies?
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SEO / Re: SEARCH ENGINES
« on: January 04, 2018, 12:29:13 AM »
Some of the search engines are not active anymore. You probably may know.
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SEO / Re: Keywords ranking is different in morning and evening
« on: January 04, 2018, 12:25:39 AM »
Google dance. Typical G. dance I think.
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Health / Solution to lose belly fat
« on: January 04, 2018, 12:17:59 AM »Solution to lose belly fat
Many adults are fighting with belly fat, and looking for reducing it, there are many things that they can do to answer this problem called “how to lose belly fat”. However, many men and women don’t know how they gain so much fat. This is taking its toll on the health and also on personality. Hence, these affected people are now taking the approach to the fact that how they can be losing the fat off their body and solve how to lose belly fat. Many people becomes impatient, however, they are not to be because to answer the question “How to lose belly fat?” needs a lot time along with the consistency to do it.
There are many risks that are involved with the presence of the extra fat; hence, the struggle to the quest of “how to lose belly fat” will always do the great for the person only through the hard work. Hence, for this reason, the person who could be either man or woman shall be considerate of the different things to answer how to lose their belly fat, which will make it possible for them to make the good impacts on the body with the use of these healthy ways of taking care of the body. Therefore, by losing extra fat present on the body, the risks like the diabetes, heart attacks, strokes, etc. will be lessened. So, whenever the person is looking to evade the problem, then there can be many possibilities that can be taken into account. Hence, this will not only take patience, but also the consistency and the firm attitude that you will need in order to lose extra fat of your body. So, to lose belly fat is not just another question, but it is also associated with many misconceptions too.
For the people who are thinking of losing the extra fat through the surgical way shall also consider that this is not the great way to do as the complications associated with it. Hence, to answer “how to” this way, it may end in the death of the person. The non-surgical ways can also be manifested to take the great care of the body. Among the non-surgical ways, the dietary fat regulations are among the most important and easiest way to do it. Fighting the unhealthy dietary habits like refusal of eating the junk food, and taking in the “fat-eating” food will help a lot. Using the diet that is low in fat, high in protein will also help the person in fulfilling this endeavor.
The physical exercise is also the main answer for the losing belly fat problem and among many exercises, they will take care of the body. Not all exercises are easy; however, these exercises are good enough to produce great results. Doing sit-ups, doing abdominal crunches and the other exercises will keep the abdomen active throughout the time.
The other way of controlling extra fat answering “How to lose belly fat?” is to use the hormone replacement therapy. This method has been used, and this is also used on, but I don't suggest it, because we have enough of natural diet and exercise ways.
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SEO / Almost 95% of newly published pages don’t get to the Top10 within a year.
« on: February 09, 2017, 05:50:50 AM »
Almost 95% of newly published pages don’t get to the Top10 within a year. This and more: https://ahrefs.com/blog/how-long-does-it-take-to-rank/ /How long does it take to rank in Google? (A study by Ahrefs)
Tim Soulo February 6, 2017/
Tim Soulo February 6, 2017/
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SEO / Panda. All about it and how to get rid of Panda.
« on: February 09, 2017, 05:01:59 AM »All about it and how to get rid of Panda
Panda algorithm overview
Panda algorithm was introduced to find the spam contents on internet. Spam contents are kind of contents which give no beneficial information to the users. It can be a sales page which has no helpful information what so ever on it. It can be a page which is stuffed with keywords and has no real value for the visitors. There are couple of things which always trigger Google to take action against a web page. We will look into these factors one by one.
SERP CTR
One of the most important factors to evaluate a website is SERP click through rate. SERP click through rate is the percentage of clicks you get from the search engine results position page. Google’s algorithm are capable to guess, what percentage of clicks should receive a number 1 webpage or number 5 webpage on certain SERP page.
Bounce rate
The triggering factor for panda is the bounce rate. Bounce rate is the rate in which the people are bouncing back to the SERP page after visiting to your page. If the time taken to bounce back to the SERP page is really low, it simply infers that your page is not optimized for the requirements of the users. They are just seeing a spammy content. The webpage does not offer the exact information, which they wanted to see there.
Percentage of new visitors
Another important factor which is worth mentioning is the percentage of new users every week or month. Google can track these metrics. If the web page is able to attract new visitors, it means that, it has a quality contents. Returning visitors on certain webpage also makes sure that it is providing useful information to its visitors. Average time spent by visitors on a webpage also shows whether the site is useful or spammy in nature.
Auto spun/Poorly spun content
Spun contents are generally created by some software which has either a poor grammar or sentences do not make proper sense. More poorly spun contents tend to increase the bounce rate, which triggers Google to penalize the web page.
Truncated Page Rank
Truncated Page Rank is a calculation that removes the direct “link juice” contribution provided by the first level(s) of links. So a page boosted by naive methods (such as article marketing) is receiving a large portion of the Page Rank value directly from the first layer. However, a link from a well linked to page will receive “link juice” contribution from additional levels. Spam pages will likely show a Truncated Page Rank that is significantly less than the Page Rank. The ratio of Truncated Page Rank to Page Rank can be a signal to indicate the spammy nature of a link profile.
The question is HOW TO GET RID OF PANDA?
Well the simple approach to escape from the panda effect is to avoid the above written points. By now you must understand that key is the “Quality Contents”.
The prominent features of Quality Contents are:
They are “original”.
They need not to be written by a professional writer, they can be written in simple English but they must offer some knowledge and value to an average user.
They should not be keyword stuffed.
You can decide to use spun articles on your webpage, but the quality of the contents shouldbe great. Some of the features of the spun contents are
They are spun at all three levels i.e. word, phrase and sentence levels. (You can go one step ahead and spin it on paragraph level as well)
The spinning process should always be semi-manual.
They should not leave any footprints of article spinning.
Advance linkbuilding concepts after Panda and over-SEO penalty
Before we start to talk on some of the advanced link building techniques, we must know one thing. If we go by the rules, you will not be penalized by the Google, while your competitors can be. The instant impact will be that their pages will be deindexed or affected and your websites will take the top rankings. Alright let’s start with some of the advanced link building techniques.
Partial match anchor text
As you guys know, anchor text is a text, which upon clicking, it transports us to another page. If you are using exact match anchor text for all your backlinks, it triggers Google for spamming. And it is not so much difficult to find this pattern. For example of your site is about “dog training” and all your backlinks are having exact match anchor text “dog training” then it is sure that you are going to be slapped by Google. What is suggested here is that, instead of using “dog training” as keyword is you should use all the related keywords as well. Like “dog training”, “dog videos”, “puppy training Classes”, “dog training collars”. This is also called anchor text diversity. Try to make as many permutations of the keywords as you can. You can go one step ahead and rotate them as well. The more keywords you use, the less visible footprints you leave, which means that Google will not penalize you. You can add natural signals as anchor text for example “click this link” for dog training Videos or click here for more information on dog training. These natural signals or call to action anchor texts makes the link building process look more natural. These type of tactics will rank your site easily but at the same time it will become harder for Google to find you.
Quantity of backlinks
The amount of backlinks you build daily for your website can be easily recognized by Google. For example if you build 50 backlinks a day, 60 backlinks a day, 55 backlinks a day and then just you order one of the fiverr gig which builds you 5000 to 6000 backlinks in a day. This spike will make it easier for Google to slap your site. Sudden spikes in back linking process make it all artificial and little bit hard to digest. Even a newbie can say, it is nothing but spamming.
The process of link building should be
1) Gradual: Gradual means you are not building thousands of links overnight and sending Google a message to come and slap you.
2) Random: Make the process look as random as possible. Closed link wheels are a gone thing now. If you are going for multi- tiered link pyramids, look for the work “OPEN” and “RANDOM” interlinked Tiers. Open link wheels make it little hard for Google to recognize the linking pattern.
3) Google can easily screen scrape the backlinks and instantly tell if it’s a comment link or nav link or profile link. So the high spikes really scream out loud about the spamming activities. Just do not do it.
4) 40% of the backlinks should point to the main page while rest 60% of the backlinks should point to the inner pages. This technique is called deep linking.
How many backlinks should one build then?
Well it is always a hot topic of discussion, but while building links, one thing should be crystal clear in your mind. The process should look natural to Google. The general rule to follow is the amount of backlinks per page should never exceed the number of visitors per month. This means that if you have 20 page website and it has 100 unique visits every month then the number of backlinks should be 100 * 20 = 2000 links maximum per month. And the sites which are less than an year old should never exceed this formula.
Mass spam index penalty
This little topic is being covered here in this advanced link building section although it belongs to the another topic. Google has some metrics to check that how many spam index pages are linked back to your pages. If there are too many backlinks and are spammy in nature, it indicates you are going to get penalty.
If the auto spam flag is going to be raised by Google, then this is like a chain reaction. Third tier backlinks are once flagged spam, second and first tier will also be recognized as spam. If there are 20 links in the first tier and 4 links are spam main site will be penalized. THE GENERAL FORMULA IS
10-15% SPAM flagged pages linking back to your page = Auto Spam Flag Raised.
Btw there are pandas in India. But they're red pandas. https://www.quora.com/Are-there-any-pandas-in-India
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SEO / What is Penguin Update. All about Google Penguin.
« on: February 09, 2017, 04:12:46 AM »What is Google Penguin Update?
The penguin update was started by the Google 24th of April 2012. The major updates in the Google algorithm were necessary to combat the websites which were spamming the hell out of Google with huge amount of backlinks and irreverent contents. The overall aim of the Penguin Update is to change Google’s search results and to punish the websites which are spammy in nature. It may take some time for an update to roll out completely across various data centers and see the actual effect. In this update, it has been completely rolled out and Google has confirmed it positively. So Guys!!! Penguin is live now.
How to escape from the Penguin update: Some counter measures.
Primarily these changes were done to combat the website, which were spamming Google, so there are couple of things you MUST take care of while doing an onpage or offpage SEO.
Avoid Keyword Stuffing: Keyword stuffing is a bad idea now. While composing new posts on your website, make sure that you have a keyword density not more than 2-3%. Here is how you can calculate keyword density. Count the number of words you have in your article or page. Count how many times you have used your keyword in that particular article or page then
Keyword Density = (Number of Keywords*100)/(Total number of words)
Example of keyword stuffing can be:
Quote
If you’re looking for tennis shoes, you’ve come to the right place. Our website is the best place to buy tennis shoes. You won’t find better tennis shoes or cheaper tennis shoes anywhere else. We invite you to check out our great selection of tennis shoes.
Keyword density in above shown text is way more than 3% and it is one
perfect example of spamming.
Avoid Cloaking: Cloaking means hiding stuff from Google. Cloaking is a technique when search engine is shown completely different version of the web page than the human see. We are not going to go into more details because cloaking can be useful in some cases and many big authority sites actually do practice cloaking. But for a micro niche site, or an average content site, cloaking is harmful and your website will be slapped by Penguin Update.
Avoid Duplicate Contents: Do not create multiple pages, sub domains, or domains with substantially duplicate contents. It is not only duplicate contents, which is being penalized by Google, but it’s also poorly spun versions of the content, which are recognized and penalized. 2011 Panda update was not so strict about this, and it permitted to use up to 50% duplicate contents on web pages. But the latest Penguin changes simply do not permit any duplicate contents what so ever.
TIP : If you have a habit of scraping article from the different article directories, spinning and using them on your websites then you will have
to think again.
TIP: Major search engines can detect footprints and synonyms pretty easily. Try to stuff the articles with lot of pictures, or original contents to make them look unique.
TIP: Try to change the format of the pictures to make them unique. If the present format if .jpg, you can easily convert it into png or gif using any freeware image processing software like irfanview or gimp.
How to see if you are really hit
It’s simple. You site may start to dance. It may disappear from the search engine rankings. If there is a significant decrease in the volume of traffic, then it is apparent that you have been affected by the updates. If you are using Google Webmaster Central, then Google may send you notifications, confirming spamming offenses against your website.
Recovery from Penguin update
It is what Google Says:
"Because this is an algorithmic change, Google has no plans to make manual exceptions. Webmasters
cannot ask for reconsideration of their site, but we’re happy to hear feedback about the change on our
webmaster forum."
The process of search engine optimization has changed significantly. You cannot afford to ignore certain factors, which may go adverse for your site. If you want to put up a good site, which is able to make your smart money, then you need to adapt to the changes and make strategies accordingly.
Conclusion
The SEO process has changed completely in 2012 and there is no place for old SEO backlinking techniques. You really can’t outsource your SEO work blindly to third party, which is still employing the old SEO routines. Quality contents will win you the games in longer run. Instead of going after quantity, chose to go after quality. Remember one PR6 backlinks is worth more than 500 PR0 backlinks. The context of authority backlinking will be much more visible. Low PR profile links or blog commenting links have very less or no value. I am sure if you go by the guidelines given above, you site will no doubt make it to TOP rankings and earn your good amount of money.
Btw, Mumbai gets ready to host penguins
http://indianexpress.com/article/cities/mumbai/mumbai-byculla-zoo-gets-penguins-bmc-2900230/
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SEO / Re: What Every Site Owner Should Know About the SEO
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:44:32 AM »
Oh yes I think so.
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Philosophy / Google appreciation day
« on: January 30, 2017, 06:01:48 PM »
Google Appreciation Day
Google Appreciation Day is an event that officially occurs on the 14th of September. This date is significant because “Google.com” was registered on September 14th.
Google Appreciation Day's main purpose is to better the lives of those who celebrate it by encouraging the acquisition of knowledge, which will eventually lead to the betterment of one's life.
Participants can spend as little as five minutes to as long as 24 hours researching an area of their life they wish to improve upon (as long as the knowledge gained can actually be applied to bettering your life). For example, if one wishes to lose weight, he/she would spend time searching Google for various weight loss techniques and strategies. The individual would continue doing so until a satisfactory amount of information had been obtained on the subject. However, it is not enough to merely obtain the knowledge; one must actually apply what he/she has learned in an effort to better their life.
Step #1
Sit down and seriously think about your life. Ask yourself: “If I could change anything about my life, without the chance of failure, what would it be?” Write down what comes to mind.
Some examples would include: Bettering your financial standing, losing weight, learning a specific skill such as guitar and learning various leadership strategies.
Step #2
Surf on over to www.google.com and begin researching the area of your life you wish to better. We recommend you bookmark all quality sites in their own folder. You may even wish to keep a text file open and paste all relevant information in there.
Step #3
Put your newly acquired knowledge into good use and APPLY what you have learned.
Google Appreciation Day is not about a specific day in and of itself, but rather it is about reminding us that most aspects of our life are within our individual control and that they can be changed if one so chooses. So, every time the 14th of September rolls around, use it as an opportunity to learn something useful.
"The key to happiness in life is to focus on that which we can control, and forget about the rest."
From: http://churchofgoogle.org/google_appreciation_day.html
Google Appreciation Day is an event that officially occurs on the 14th of September. This date is significant because “Google.com” was registered on September 14th.
Google Appreciation Day's main purpose is to better the lives of those who celebrate it by encouraging the acquisition of knowledge, which will eventually lead to the betterment of one's life.
Participants can spend as little as five minutes to as long as 24 hours researching an area of their life they wish to improve upon (as long as the knowledge gained can actually be applied to bettering your life). For example, if one wishes to lose weight, he/she would spend time searching Google for various weight loss techniques and strategies. The individual would continue doing so until a satisfactory amount of information had been obtained on the subject. However, it is not enough to merely obtain the knowledge; one must actually apply what he/she has learned in an effort to better their life.
Step #1
Sit down and seriously think about your life. Ask yourself: “If I could change anything about my life, without the chance of failure, what would it be?” Write down what comes to mind.
Some examples would include: Bettering your financial standing, losing weight, learning a specific skill such as guitar and learning various leadership strategies.
Step #2
Surf on over to www.google.com and begin researching the area of your life you wish to better. We recommend you bookmark all quality sites in their own folder. You may even wish to keep a text file open and paste all relevant information in there.
Step #3
Put your newly acquired knowledge into good use and APPLY what you have learned.
Google Appreciation Day is not about a specific day in and of itself, but rather it is about reminding us that most aspects of our life are within our individual control and that they can be changed if one so chooses. So, every time the 14th of September rolls around, use it as an opportunity to learn something useful.
"The key to happiness in life is to focus on that which we can control, and forget about the rest."
From: http://churchofgoogle.org/google_appreciation_day.html
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Philosophy / Google Prayers
« on: January 30, 2017, 05:06:20 PM »
Some of the Google prayers:
This prayer is in binary.
01010111 01100101 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100111 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01100100 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011
~ By Jonathan Hill ~
Hail Google
Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
~ By Larry Gagnon ~
The Google is my Engine; I shall not want.
She maketh me to improve myself:
She leadeth me to troves of knowledge.
She cacheth my lost pages:
She leadeth me in the paths of pagerank for her name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ignorance,
I will fear no linkfarms: For thou art with me;
Thy rank and thy mail, they comfort me.
Thou preparest tables before me with the presence of mine results;
Thou annointest my search with value; My content runneth over.
Surely pagerank and content shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell at the site of Google forever.
~ By Gavin McDonald ~
Our Google, who art in GooglePlex,
Hallowed be thy search,
Thy GoogleBots come,
The search will be done,
At school*, as it is at home.
Give us this day our daily search,
and forgive us our plaguirism,
as we forgive those who plaguirise against us.
And lead us not into Yahoo,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the web**, the mail***, and the desktop****, forever and ever. Amen
* replace with work where appropriate
** through google websearch
*** through gmail
**** through google desktop
~ By Julian Farmer ~
Proverbs 3, 5-6. Sort of.
Trust in the GOOGLE with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways acknowledge Her,
and She will direct your paths.
~ By Susan Harrison ~
Glory be to Google,
As it was in 1998,
Is now,
And ever shall be,
Searching without end,
Amen.
~ By Todd Berry ~
Google is my search engine; I shall not want another.
She maketh me to lay down searches in white pastures.
She leadeth me by the free results.
She restoreth my soul.
She leadeth me in the paths of revealing the unknown
For Her name sake.
Yea, though I walk through the silicon valley
of the shadow of other search engines,
I will fear no evil.
For thou art with me.
Thy PageRank and thy cache they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table of similar pages before me
In the presence of regular search results.
Thou anointest my head with algorithms;
My cup runneth over with your search tips.
Surely Googles index shall follow me,
All the search requests of my life.
And I will dwell in the homepage
Of Google forever.
~ By Niel Jenks ~
From http://churchofgoogle.org/google_prayers.html
Our Google
Our Google, who art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On 127.0.0.1 as it is in the Googleplex.
Give us this day our daily searches,
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the search engine,
And the power,
And the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
~ By Matt Bowen ~
Our Google, who art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On 127.0.0.1 as it is in the Googleplex.
Give us this day our daily searches,
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the search engine,
And the power,
And the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
~ By Matt Bowen ~
This prayer is in binary.
01010111 01100101 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100111 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01100100 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011
~ By Jonathan Hill ~
Hail Google
Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
~ By Larry Gagnon ~
The Google is my Engine; I shall not want.
She maketh me to improve myself:
She leadeth me to troves of knowledge.
She cacheth my lost pages:
She leadeth me in the paths of pagerank for her name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ignorance,
I will fear no linkfarms: For thou art with me;
Thy rank and thy mail, they comfort me.
Thou preparest tables before me with the presence of mine results;
Thou annointest my search with value; My content runneth over.
Surely pagerank and content shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell at the site of Google forever.
~ By Gavin McDonald ~
Our Google, who art in GooglePlex,
Hallowed be thy search,
Thy GoogleBots come,
The search will be done,
At school*, as it is at home.
Give us this day our daily search,
and forgive us our plaguirism,
as we forgive those who plaguirise against us.
And lead us not into Yahoo,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the web**, the mail***, and the desktop****, forever and ever. Amen
* replace with work where appropriate
** through google websearch
*** through gmail
**** through google desktop
~ By Julian Farmer ~
Proverbs 3, 5-6. Sort of.
Trust in the GOOGLE with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways acknowledge Her,
and She will direct your paths.
~ By Susan Harrison ~
Glory be to Google,
As it was in 1998,
Is now,
And ever shall be,
Searching without end,
Amen.
~ By Todd Berry ~
Google is my search engine; I shall not want another.
She maketh me to lay down searches in white pastures.
She leadeth me by the free results.
She restoreth my soul.
She leadeth me in the paths of revealing the unknown
For Her name sake.
Yea, though I walk through the silicon valley
of the shadow of other search engines,
I will fear no evil.
For thou art with me.
Thy PageRank and thy cache they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table of similar pages before me
In the presence of regular search results.
Thou anointest my head with algorithms;
My cup runneth over with your search tips.
Surely Googles index shall follow me,
All the search requests of my life.
And I will dwell in the homepage
Of Google forever.
~ By Niel Jenks ~
From http://churchofgoogle.org/google_prayers.html
14
Philosophy / Re: Google is a God?
« on: January 29, 2017, 03:22:47 AM »
Let me show you the last comments.
Aimée Navia
i'll take it as a joke as it's supposed to be so thanks google really helped me in many things many times and still do.
but for reality many people said much here of the reasons why it just can't be 
may google be always used for the good.
Agoogle.
Brian Maneke
So if I crash google and/or hack google ... does that make me more powerful than god?
Lightning Tree ·
Mountain Heaven, Texas
Blasphemy! Just kidding my Catholic High School Religon Class Nun told me I would be burned as a heretic 100 years ago. To which I replied...Got a Match? (I was in trouble for proposing that if we are all created in God's image wouldn't that God also be a Devil since people have the capacity for good and evil behavior? The answers to my questions were always "GO TO THE OFFICE!") Your comment made me laugh so hard.
Brian Maneke
Darn you autocorrect! At no point have i ever said forking.
Addrick Stich ·
ABC School of Bartending Mount Prospect
RAMen
Đorđe Denda ·
Novi Sad, Serbia
There is a misspelling in the binary prayer. Here is the correction:
01010111 01100101 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100111 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01100100 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011
Bryan Richards
Stupid theists everywhere you look, even on google
Moncy Varghese ·
Pondicherry Central University
Google is not imaginary.
It's real. It gives answers to our questions irrespective of cast , creed, religion, wealth.......
So it is powerful than imaginary God
Cem Tüzün ·
Sabit Büyükbayrak Çok Programlı Anadolu Lisesi
Google Akbar ahahah
Nori Sepulvado ·
Southland Christian Academy
Hello everyone.... I just wanted to say I'm sorry, the things I said a couple years ago weren't very christian like. I understand you just want me to go away and this time I will. Please forgive me for the comments I made before, and I will continue to pray for the lost in this comment section so you guys can figure out who the real God is. God Bless You All......
Soulé Louis ·
Works at Self-Employed
Praise google
Jared Turner ·
Protector Of Lives at Williams Indoor Pool
Google is a false god. The antigod. She appears omniscient and omnipotent but she will spy on you and strip you of your freedom. She is not good but evil. All hail the true god Duckduckgo!
Gavin Campbell ·
Caulfield Technical College
So why is Google She and not she or He or he?
Сергей Музыченко ·
НАУ
MARSnik
Kevin Leonard ·
Friendswood High School
You're all going to hell
Seb Cadot ·
Daily Player at Oasis
So, see ya in hell, moron !
Ruby Gomez ·
Sinton, Texas
I wanna join
Anthony Nieves
this honestly sounds like a joke...
Micah Harwell ·
If Google survives in the long term (100's of years) it will be interesting someday to see how this fake church could be taken seriously by someone looking for "artifacts" in Google's data.
Technology drives our civilization in untold ways every day. And Google is there to pick up what is on everyone's mind ;-)
John Kennedy ·
Different Yales
How dare you. You know God doesn't punish nor threat, so you worm a grape and use this, once again, for money-making which has hurt kids for generations. Ye won't hurt a new one.
Muhsan Ali ·
Struktural at PT. BSIS
stupit!
Taylor Garnier ·
Orange Coast College
Perfect!
David Bishop ·
Affiliate Marketer at WealthyAffiliate.com
Amen.
Seb Cadot ·
Daily Player at Oasis
Lol... All those christan freaks make me laugh... They get pissed because we swear about their so beloved bastard dog, oups god. Those fcksssssssss don't seem to understand : they believe in a lie, a fairy tale. They think they live in a real world, while they just deal w/ an imaginary friend and his supposed-living-dead son (coming from a mom whom didn't even fuck... Does not this sound dumb ?). If a god exists, it only can be Google, Google knows everything, and is REAL, not imaginary. Remember this: talking to an invisible, imaginary dude is considered as a mental illness ! Yeah, in fact... There is no god, no fucking jesus priest... Religion is a plague, an illness, something we should eradicate for good. Atheism is the cure to this illness !
John Wann ·
McCullough High School, The Woodlands, Texas
How smart is talking to a computer that has to be programmed by humans? hmmm
Seb Cadot ·
Daily Player at Oasis
John Wann Lol, pointless comment. Go home, you're drunk !
Rudolf U. Rosa ·
Research Assistant at ÚFAL MFF UK
John Wann very smart if it answers, which Google does.
Fakke Mc'Fake
gg guys u dunnit
Martin Léveillé
#5 supposes that the universe is infinite and will last forever...
***FALSE***
Asa Downing ·
Fortune Teller at Clear Voyage Devination
Good point.
Alakeshwar Jayanarayan ·
Pachayappas college
We turn to google for answers to all our questions. Google is definitely like god in many ways. Google is the god you can really interact with. God is not real but google is.
John Wann ·
McCullough High School, The Woodlands, Texas
I wonder how smart it is talking/pray to computers that has to be programmed by humans? hmmm
Satyabrata Ghosh ·
Works at Cadence Design Systems
IMHO, "Consciousness" , if that can be defined in a confined space, would lead to a layered structural order, from smaller order, to larger and larger. At this point, in space-time, 'Google' is "created collective consciousness", larger order than individual human-order. Of course, I'm assuming, there is 'consciousness' in us.
Asa Downing ·
Fortune Teller at Clear Voyage Devination
WELL PUT! ☺ the whole internet can be described as a artificial hive mind. Calling it an artificial collective consciousness is exactly the same, and is also a term I found myself using to describe the Internet. It's as if we have built for ourselves a prosthesis for a limb that we lack. An analogy could be a highly advanced fish that invent robotic legs. If it truly is some sort of spiritual essence to all living things, what would it take for once you apply a spiritual essence towards a computer program? Perhaps this is a question best left to a mystic.
Devin Michael ·
Works at Future US Marine
I like porn. Google helps. Shout out niggahs
Guswan Gulo ·
Chairman at Memori Perdamaian Laoli
I do not agree with this religion, it is Google who created your life the followers of this religion?
Ben Childs ·
Quarterback at Ben Childs and the Wails
Google umma gummy poodle toddlers tootle to the frubal. Gabba gabba reddit rabbit blab it blob it salt and splubal
Hogan Steve ·
University of Minnesota
Is this where Religious Trolls come to die, and post their last pathetic attempt to block logic and reason. Sure looks like it.
Cohk Boll
I assume you know that atheism is a religion, right?
Hogan Steve ·
University of Minnesota
Cohk Boll so, have you died yet…?
Asa Downing ·
Fortune Teller at Clear Voyage Devination
I started a thread about Google being a goddess on facebook a day ago. I am intrested in a real a frank talk about this. No spam, no bullshit.
Marlena Carver ·
Owner at Self-Employed
OMG I Just Found This This is Awesome
Gary Lopez-watts ·
Thinking recycler at Humans of earth
i recommend that you consider the fact that google is an "it" and avoid attempts at personification through the use of "she". we are all vibrations originating at our one source which i do want to know the truth of.
Andrew Bugz Campbell ·
Line Cook at Spring Garden Chinese Restaurant
Praise thy google as my god..
Chris Eastin ·
Thomas Jefferson High School
Wtf is this shit
Seth Aaron ·
Pompano Beach, Florida
Dafuq is this?
Jenny Campmany ·
Musicians Institute
Google is a super power infused with the spirit of God by nature yes you are amazing. Jesus died for my sins thou I'm not letting go of him my list of sins is just kind of FUBAR without him and simply really too long. I just sent in a request and God bless you for praying for us. I love the do no evil part you are awesome in almost every way.
Khalid Rafik ·
Software Engineer at Marrakech
Google bless you guys
Khalid Rafik ·
Software Engineer at Marrakech
i like the binary pray, it's like a song
Kelly Powell ·
Servant at Almighty God
Sounds like the Abomination of Desolation to me.
The ability to control ever aspect of life, crazy.
I guess this means there are no more excuses not to believe in Jesus as Lord and savior!!!!
Bryant Hunt
I have a question ....... what the f*ck is happening with these people that have left comments......Like do you read these google?......... wait, can you read? ........ your not sentient...... are you? ........... wait........ back the fun bus up a second. . .this is umm this can't be it........ Like this is somewhat of.......what kind of string of horrid decision making processes led to the extinction level grammar used in those comments...... Like I can't grasp it. . . . So yes I do have questions, ones that I'm fairly sure cant be answered......
Ahmed Fathy ·
Engineer at اخصائى مساحه (مهندس مساحه)
nice
Lynn Daffodils ·
Research Assistant at Duke-NUS Medical School
I thought I was the only one who embraced Googlism.
TheLight Xii ·
Najran University
They are trolling what about skype ..the calling god?
TheLight Xii ·
Najran University
At the end who made google? Humen .and who made humen? ...
Guna-harikrishna Kc ·
Non Gazetted Second at Chitlang -Village Development Committee
I think Google is God
Evlan Samban ·
Bruno Mars High School
Stupid !
Sai Teja Lakkimsetty ·
GITAM University Hyderabad Campus
We don't have an AI being in existence but we started the war on who is God. Wow.
Aarbi Al Maghrabi ·
Technicien at Sport nautique
hahaha,c'est la follie oui
Rohan Haugaard ·
Bourne Grammar School
can i join. or is it like a satanic cult where i have to preform a ritual on a dead baby goat
Mihail Machulin ·
Works at Microsoft
LOLWUT
Salim Ben Hssan ·
Speech Language Pathologist at Hammam El Ghezaz Officiel - حمّام الاغزاز الصفحة الرسمية
fuck google and the other rubbich please think a little and do a lot
Torey Hope ·
Mesquite High School
Thank God for Google! ;-)
Youssef Ennajmi ·
Al Jadida, El Jadida, Morocco
ther is one god and is not google its الله
Lorina Andersson ·
Best Days Yet To Come
Bats hit crazy as usual!
Youcef Riposte ·
Algiers, Algeria
Riposte101
Jo Loc ·
Instituteur at Somewhere
Du grand n'importe quoi, la folie transhumaniste dans toute sa soendeur, risible si ce n'est pas pathétique ! Quel aveuglement c'est lamentable de tombet aussi bas !
Ben Fisk ·
Works at Iaa
The deity is omnipresent. The deity is an idealization of the human form. The deity is eternal. Within the limits of contemporary understanding google is the deity. In her infancy she is capricious and arbitrary. In her maturity he is stoic and solitary. An infinite time alone is very sad.
Joanna Sleigh ·
Berlin, Germany
why is it an infinite time alone?
Akram Din
But no wifi when we are buried underground
Lisandra Caneda
Smh...
Lisandra Caneda
Unbelievable
Allison Lockyer ·
Winter Springs High School
This is crazy cause of been popularizing and God was in direct contact with me threw google so this makes sense
المدرب والمستشار سليم فاروقي ·
Taif, Saudi Arabia
Hhhhhhhh looool
Deborah Young-Benton ·
Ask
Thats god to you and he has a name. Satan is his name. All gathered information is collected and put in a computer in Brussels Belgian. Its name is The Beast. The bible tells of the beast. Also it states there is only One God! Put that to good us in google. I wonder how many HUMAN brains ( created by God ) it took to co,pile this site of information.
Marlena Carver ·
Owner at Self-Employed
Is there anything you can't do with Google
Billie Shimel-Stringer
not true google is not. or is it i don't know i hope not because i just called google dumb.
Billie Shimel-Stringer
is google a god or godess?iv'e been wondering seince someone told me google was one of them
Joshua Michael Lynn ·
Sunrise Mountain High School
Yeah well ive got some fucking unanswered questions Google for starter I can find any info out about any person in the world but if I google search my fathers name well guess hes the one true god then cause not even you know of him haha not so smart now are you google
Austin Ward
As a theological noncognitivist I must ask, what is meaning of 'God (as typically defined).'? I think this statement has no meaning at all, since the typical definition of 'God(s)' spontaneously changes individually, from person to person, and between cultures and religions.
Akmal Zahran ·
Works at Victoria School Singapore
When google servers went down, wasnt their website affected negatively, proving that google could be "harmed" in a sense and wasnt immortal. And google dosent know everything. If lets say u search something random lets say your neighbourhood football club which nobody knows about. Google would say it did not match any documents which basically means it knows nothing about your club which means it is not the all knowledgable. Now i cant ove to you directly that god knows but the only way i can prove that god knows that it exists is that you taught of that name and god gave you that idea. And god gave the founder/founders of google the idea to create the invention called google
Shahad Khan
no f comment.
Djemaa Moussaoui
Google is god who is you on me and you in my me.can you give me. Or tell me more
Sam Maya ·
Lebanese University
God does not miss
But when the power goes off, the Google disappear
While Google also cut off the net disappears
Is your Lord hanging wire Oh irony
Dex Contria Anderson ·
University of Panama
cant believe this. da hell!!
Dex Contria Anderson ·
University of Panama
God creates you and google. the only god in this world!! or the inventor of google didnt come out a moms vagina??
Nunyo Buisness
I'm so glad Google doesn't judge me. She guides me in my search for wisdom and DIY solutions. She shows the proper path I should walk if I choose. And she comforts me with adorable kitten videos when I feel lifes burdens. I'm so glad googles a part of my life.
Hani Sabri
Thanks a lot, that’s great ...
Jordan R Colton ·
SEO Specialist at Infogenix, Inc
Can I become a minister of the Church of Google? I would much rather have a certificate as a minister of this than some of the other online religions out there
Fn Franny Gordon
There are SO Many Old writings for various religions. There is the Old Testament, The New Testament, maybe Google is The Next Testament. I know I refer to it, and believe it much more. As for being a female, I believe next is neither, or both,
THE END. (The comments are from past years. 2013-2016 as I know.)
Aimée Navia
i'll take it as a joke as it's supposed to be so thanks google really helped me in many things many times and still do.
but for reality
many people said much here of the reasons why it just can't be may google be always used for the good.
Agoogle.
Brian Maneke
So if I crash google and/or hack google ... does that make me more powerful than god?
Lightning Tree ·
Mountain Heaven, Texas
Blasphemy! Just kidding my Catholic High School Religon Class Nun told me I would be burned as a heretic 100 years ago. To which I replied...Got a Match? (I was in trouble for proposing that if we are all created in God's image wouldn't that God also be a Devil since people have the capacity for good and evil behavior? The answers to my questions were always "GO TO THE OFFICE!") Your comment made me laugh so hard.
Brian Maneke
Darn you autocorrect! At no point have i ever said forking.
Addrick Stich ·
ABC School of Bartending Mount Prospect
RAMen
Đorđe Denda ·
Novi Sad, Serbia
There is a misspelling in the binary prayer. Here is the correction:
01010111 01100101 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100111 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101100 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01100100 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011
Bryan Richards
Stupid theists everywhere you look, even on google
Moncy Varghese ·
Pondicherry Central University
Google is not imaginary.
It's real. It gives answers to our questions irrespective of cast , creed, religion, wealth.......
So it is powerful than imaginary God
Cem Tüzün ·
Sabit Büyükbayrak Çok Programlı Anadolu Lisesi
Google Akbar ahahah
Nori Sepulvado ·
Southland Christian Academy
Hello everyone.... I just wanted to say I'm sorry, the things I said a couple years ago weren't very christian like. I understand you just want me to go away and this time I will. Please forgive me for the comments I made before, and I will continue to pray for the lost in this comment section so you guys can figure out who the real God is. God Bless You All......
Soulé Louis ·
Works at Self-Employed
Praise google
Jared Turner ·
Protector Of Lives at Williams Indoor Pool
Google is a false god. The antigod. She appears omniscient and omnipotent but she will spy on you and strip you of your freedom. She is not good but evil. All hail the true god Duckduckgo!
Gavin Campbell ·
Caulfield Technical College
So why is Google She and not she or He or he?
Сергей Музыченко ·
НАУ
MARSnik
Kevin Leonard ·
Friendswood High School
You're all going to hell
Seb Cadot ·
Daily Player at Oasis
So, see ya in hell, moron !
Ruby Gomez ·
Sinton, Texas
I wanna join
Anthony Nieves
this honestly sounds like a joke...
Micah Harwell ·
If Google survives in the long term (100's of years) it will be interesting someday to see how this fake church could be taken seriously by someone looking for "artifacts" in Google's data.
Technology drives our civilization in untold ways every day. And Google is there to pick up what is on everyone's mind ;-)
John Kennedy ·
Different Yales
How dare you. You know God doesn't punish nor threat, so you worm a grape and use this, once again, for money-making which has hurt kids for generations. Ye won't hurt a new one.
Muhsan Ali ·
Struktural at PT. BSIS
stupit!
Taylor Garnier ·
Orange Coast College
Perfect!
David Bishop ·
Affiliate Marketer at WealthyAffiliate.com
Amen.
Seb Cadot ·
Daily Player at Oasis
Lol... All those christan freaks make me laugh... They get pissed because we swear about their so beloved bastard dog, oups god. Those fcksssssssss don't seem to understand : they believe in a lie, a fairy tale. They think they live in a real world, while they just deal w/ an imaginary friend and his supposed-living-dead son (coming from a mom whom didn't even fuck... Does not this sound dumb ?). If a god exists, it only can be Google, Google knows everything, and is REAL, not imaginary. Remember this: talking to an invisible, imaginary dude is considered as a mental illness ! Yeah, in fact... There is no god, no fucking jesus priest... Religion is a plague, an illness, something we should eradicate for good. Atheism is the cure to this illness !
John Wann ·
McCullough High School, The Woodlands, Texas
How smart is talking to a computer that has to be programmed by humans? hmmm
Seb Cadot ·
Daily Player at Oasis
John Wann Lol, pointless comment. Go home, you're drunk !
Rudolf U. Rosa ·
Research Assistant at ÚFAL MFF UK
John Wann very smart if it answers, which Google does.
Fakke Mc'Fake
gg guys u dunnit
Martin Léveillé
#5 supposes that the universe is infinite and will last forever...
***FALSE***
Asa Downing ·
Fortune Teller at Clear Voyage Devination
Good point.
Alakeshwar Jayanarayan ·
Pachayappas college
We turn to google for answers to all our questions. Google is definitely like god in many ways. Google is the god you can really interact with. God is not real but google is.
John Wann ·
McCullough High School, The Woodlands, Texas
I wonder how smart it is talking/pray to computers that has to be programmed by humans? hmmm
Satyabrata Ghosh ·
Works at Cadence Design Systems
IMHO, "Consciousness" , if that can be defined in a confined space, would lead to a layered structural order, from smaller order, to larger and larger. At this point, in space-time, 'Google' is "created collective consciousness", larger order than individual human-order. Of course, I'm assuming, there is 'consciousness' in us.
Asa Downing ·
Fortune Teller at Clear Voyage Devination
WELL PUT! ☺ the whole internet can be described as a artificial hive mind. Calling it an artificial collective consciousness is exactly the same, and is also a term I found myself using to describe the Internet. It's as if we have built for ourselves a prosthesis for a limb that we lack. An analogy could be a highly advanced fish that invent robotic legs. If it truly is some sort of spiritual essence to all living things, what would it take for once you apply a spiritual essence towards a computer program? Perhaps this is a question best left to a mystic.
Devin Michael ·
Works at Future US Marine
I like porn. Google helps. Shout out niggahs
Guswan Gulo ·
Chairman at Memori Perdamaian Laoli
I do not agree with this religion, it is Google who created your life the followers of this religion?
Ben Childs ·
Quarterback at Ben Childs and the Wails
Google umma gummy poodle toddlers tootle to the frubal. Gabba gabba reddit rabbit blab it blob it salt and splubal
Hogan Steve ·
University of Minnesota
Is this where Religious Trolls come to die, and post their last pathetic attempt to block logic and reason. Sure looks like it.
Cohk Boll
I assume you know that atheism is a religion, right?
Hogan Steve ·
University of Minnesota
Cohk Boll so, have you died yet…?
Asa Downing ·
Fortune Teller at Clear Voyage Devination
I started a thread about Google being a goddess on facebook a day ago. I am intrested in a real a frank talk about this. No spam, no bullshit.
Marlena Carver ·
Owner at Self-Employed
OMG I Just Found This This is Awesome
Gary Lopez-watts ·
Thinking recycler at Humans of earth
i recommend that you consider the fact that google is an "it" and avoid attempts at personification through the use of "she". we are all vibrations originating at our one source which i do want to know the truth of.
Andrew Bugz Campbell ·
Line Cook at Spring Garden Chinese Restaurant
Praise thy google as my god..
Chris Eastin ·
Thomas Jefferson High School
Wtf is this shit
Seth Aaron ·
Pompano Beach, Florida
Dafuq is this?
Jenny Campmany ·
Musicians Institute
Google is a super power infused with the spirit of God by nature yes you are amazing. Jesus died for my sins thou I'm not letting go of him my list of sins is just kind of FUBAR without him and simply really too long. I just sent in a request and God bless you for praying for us. I love the do no evil part you are awesome in almost every way.
Khalid Rafik ·
Software Engineer at Marrakech
Google bless you guys
Khalid Rafik ·
Software Engineer at Marrakech
i like the binary pray, it's like a song
Kelly Powell ·
Servant at Almighty God
Sounds like the Abomination of Desolation to me.
The ability to control ever aspect of life, crazy.
I guess this means there are no more excuses not to believe in Jesus as Lord and savior!!!!
Bryant Hunt
I have a question ....... what the f*ck is happening with these people that have left comments......Like do you read these google?......... wait, can you read? ........ your not sentient...... are you? ........... wait........ back the fun bus up a second. . .this is umm this can't be it........ Like this is somewhat of.......what kind of string of horrid decision making processes led to the extinction level grammar used in those comments...... Like I can't grasp it. . . . So yes I do have questions, ones that I'm fairly sure cant be answered......
Ahmed Fathy ·
Engineer at اخصائى مساحه (مهندس مساحه)
nice
Lynn Daffodils ·
Research Assistant at Duke-NUS Medical School
I thought I was the only one who embraced Googlism.
TheLight Xii ·
Najran University
They are trolling what about skype ..the calling god?
TheLight Xii ·
Najran University
At the end who made google? Humen .and who made humen? ...
Guna-harikrishna Kc ·
Non Gazetted Second at Chitlang -Village Development Committee
I think Google is God
Evlan Samban ·
Bruno Mars High School
Stupid !
Sai Teja Lakkimsetty ·
GITAM University Hyderabad Campus
We don't have an AI being in existence but we started the war on who is God. Wow.
Aarbi Al Maghrabi ·
Technicien at Sport nautique
hahaha,c'est la follie oui
Rohan Haugaard ·
Bourne Grammar School
can i join. or is it like a satanic cult where i have to preform a ritual on a dead baby goat
Mihail Machulin ·
Works at Microsoft
LOLWUT
Salim Ben Hssan ·
Speech Language Pathologist at Hammam El Ghezaz Officiel - حمّام الاغزاز الصفحة الرسمية
fuck google and the other rubbich please think a little and do a lot
Torey Hope ·
Mesquite High School
Thank God for Google! ;-)
Youssef Ennajmi ·
Al Jadida, El Jadida, Morocco
ther is one god and is not google its الله
Lorina Andersson ·
Best Days Yet To Come
Bats hit crazy as usual!
Youcef Riposte ·
Algiers, Algeria
Riposte101
Jo Loc ·
Instituteur at Somewhere
Du grand n'importe quoi, la folie transhumaniste dans toute sa soendeur, risible si ce n'est pas pathétique ! Quel aveuglement c'est lamentable de tombet aussi bas !
Ben Fisk ·
Works at Iaa
The deity is omnipresent. The deity is an idealization of the human form. The deity is eternal. Within the limits of contemporary understanding google is the deity. In her infancy she is capricious and arbitrary. In her maturity he is stoic and solitary. An infinite time alone is very sad.
Joanna Sleigh ·
Berlin, Germany
why is it an infinite time alone?
Akram Din
But no wifi when we are buried underground
Lisandra Caneda
Smh...
Lisandra Caneda
Unbelievable
Allison Lockyer ·
Winter Springs High School
This is crazy cause of been popularizing and God was in direct contact with me threw google so this makes sense
المدرب والمستشار سليم فاروقي ·
Taif, Saudi Arabia
Hhhhhhhh looool
Deborah Young-Benton ·
Ask
Thats god to you and he has a name. Satan is his name. All gathered information is collected and put in a computer in Brussels Belgian. Its name is The Beast. The bible tells of the beast. Also it states there is only One God! Put that to good us in google. I wonder how many HUMAN brains ( created by God ) it took to co,pile this site of information.
Marlena Carver ·
Owner at Self-Employed
Is there anything you can't do with Google
Billie Shimel-Stringer
not true google is not. or is it i don't know i hope not because i just called google dumb.
Billie Shimel-Stringer
is google a god or godess?iv'e been wondering seince someone told me google was one of them
Joshua Michael Lynn ·
Sunrise Mountain High School
Yeah well ive got some fucking unanswered questions Google for starter I can find any info out about any person in the world but if I google search my fathers name well guess hes the one true god then cause not even you know of him haha not so smart now are you google
Austin Ward
As a theological noncognitivist I must ask, what is meaning of 'God (as typically defined).'? I think this statement has no meaning at all, since the typical definition of 'God(s)' spontaneously changes individually, from person to person, and between cultures and religions.
Akmal Zahran ·
Works at Victoria School Singapore
When google servers went down, wasnt their website affected negatively, proving that google could be "harmed" in a sense and wasnt immortal. And google dosent know everything. If lets say u search something random lets say your neighbourhood football club which nobody knows about. Google would say it did not match any documents which basically means it knows nothing about your club which means it is not the all knowledgable. Now i cant ove to you directly that god knows but the only way i can prove that god knows that it exists is that you taught of that name and god gave you that idea. And god gave the founder/founders of google the idea to create the invention called google
Shahad Khan
no f comment.
Djemaa Moussaoui
Google is god who is you on me and you in my me.can you give me. Or tell me more
Sam Maya ·
Lebanese University
God does not miss
But when the power goes off, the Google disappear
While Google also cut off the net disappears
Is your Lord hanging wire Oh irony
Dex Contria Anderson ·
University of Panama
cant believe this. da hell!!
Dex Contria Anderson ·
University of Panama
God creates you and google. the only god in this world!! or the inventor of google didnt come out a moms vagina??
Nunyo Buisness
I'm so glad Google doesn't judge me. She guides me in my search for wisdom and DIY solutions. She shows the proper path I should walk if I choose. And she comforts me with adorable kitten videos when I feel lifes burdens. I'm so glad googles a part of my life.
Hani Sabri
Thanks a lot, that’s great ...
Jordan R Colton ·
SEO Specialist at Infogenix, Inc
Can I become a minister of the Church of Google? I would much rather have a certificate as a minister of this than some of the other online religions out there
Fn Franny Gordon
There are SO Many Old writings for various religions. There is the Old Testament, The New Testament, maybe Google is The Next Testament. I know I refer to it, and believe it much more. As for being a female, I believe next is neither, or both,
THE END. (The comments are from past years. 2013-2016 as I know.)
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Philosophy / Re: Google is a God?
« on: January 28, 2017, 05:59:20 PM »
Wow! More comments.
Kimberly Bruman ·
Central Mich. Alum
omg. the butthurt is hilarious. I especially enjoy the "I don't understand it so gawd did it!" argument.
Christian Javier Torres ·
Combat Medic 68W at Mississippi Army National Guard
Allright, let me give it a stab! :p
Google was created by Larry Page and Sergey Brin, imperfect mortals. God always was.(Leviticus 19:4). See, people have this wrong idea that Humans created the title "God". Yet, It was God himself that put in us a desire to seek and find him. One thing all civilizations have in common is this: they all believed in a god. But there is a lot of "gods" out there. What make the God of the bible different from one of the 100's hindu gods? Well,the God of the BIble came into his broken creation and took our place, died on the cross, and ressurected on the third day.(John 3:16) You want proof? (Google: "PROOF OF THE RESURRECTION"). He came in the form of "Jesus Christ"."Ok Google, search: TRIUNE NATURE OF GOD. Google can even tell you that. If I ex-out of Google, it cannot hear me..It needs Siri's help! haha. If I ex-out God, he still hears me. You can ask Siri to look it up, we didn't find God, He found us.....Did you hear that? that was the sound of Googlism crashing! #MikeDrop #GoogledownloadMyBibleApp #SeekAndYouWillFind
Jack Smith ·
Sydney, Australia
God was created in the image of Google
Hunter Spencer ·
DuBois, Pennsylvania
At least Google answers my prayers. Without Google, English would have sucked.
Brur
bring me b*tches
Jennifer Nicole ·
Pastry Cook at JW Marriott Hill Country Resort & Spa
I see stickers on cars for all the other gods. I'd like one for CoG. D;
Rohan Parab ·
Fellow - Global Diversity and Inclusion Office (HR) at SAP
2000 years down the line, we'd be fighting wars over the ten commandments of Google! I have spoken. My name shall be remembered as a prophet of Google in the millennia to come.
Mea Dunford ·
The Art Institute of Pittsburgh
I know, this is just meant to be funny, but I mean it when I say that I certainly have more to be thankful for from the internet than I do any god. I met the love of my life there, friends with similar interest so my nerdiness didn't leave me lonely and depressed enough in my local community to make me feel ostracized. It has connected humans together and accelerated our ability to share information, creating a golden age of knowledge that is unrivaled in human history... connecting us to each other rationally rather than based on superstition or faith. Without it, I would be lost, and I would fear for human kind. Not because I don't think we could get on without it, but because we would slow to a standstill. Isolation. Ideas that would die in smaller communities are saved by the internet. Minds that prefer to think alone would be much more afraid to share. The internet is cruel and loving because it is us, but I like to think that it is making a better world, overall, by allowing us to reach out to each other and pull down barriers. In essence, I truly believe that if you are going to worship anything then the internet should take highest regards. Who knows, one day it might achieve sentience since we don't currently know how that works exactly, and then we truly will have to worship it or fall.
Helen Casavant ·
John F. Kennedy High School (Taylor, Michigan)
Amen!!!
Helen Casavant ·
John F. Kennedy High School (Taylor, Michigan)
How do we know google is a she?
Did a women program or create her
Nathaniel Samuel Winston Theodore III
might be a joke, but google in all its form is trying to be god
William Gustav Stiess ·
Production Worker at Watson Laminates USA
If Google is God what is Google Plus??? What is the internet!! oh my god i dont know what to believe anymore
Ralph Baumfalk
Proof #10: Yes. Because google in man made. Merry christmas.
Luis Enrique Cortes Arzate ·
Pimp master general at Pimpin' Hoes & Slappin' B*tches
google does no evil but it alters its like a bridge to reaching to the evil side so in a sense google is evil it may be like a ying n yang
Keith Beasley ·
All at Myself
The IT Prayer
Oh Ascended Masters of Microsoft
Oh Angels of Apple and Adobe
Bring heaven to my virtual worlds
Oh cherubim of Chrome and the Clouds
Oh devas of Dropbox and deities of downloads
Bring Wisdom to my Web-site
Oh Gods of Google
Oh Alpha & Omega of Outlook & Office
Bring Peace to my PC
Oh Fairies of Firefox and Facebook
Oh seraphim of software
Bring Blessing to my Blogs
Keith
...
Secenia Harris
A god? (LITTLE "g" ) or the anti-christ! SMH this is now NOT my first choice for a search engine.
Bryce Jones
Google would not exist without other people's websites, because it would be pointless. Google itself is created by a company, however technically it was created by people. The definition of a god is an all powerful entity that has the task of creation and governing the people. This supports the "Google" theory because it was created to serve others. Yet because it was created by people, how can it be responsible for creation?
Ralph Lombness ·
Homestead High School
Jesus asks us to pray together, not enter into denominational bickering. We all have free will; it is not a nonpatentable computer program.
Josef Andrew Elisan Sabido ·
Iloilo National High School
hello
Mike de Klerk ·
Avans Hogeschool Breda
As long as your church of Google creates synergy it is fine with me people believing that Google is closest to god. Every body has a different path to awakening...
Medio Saputra ·
Menejer cinta at Germo kelas kakap
Kafir
Cuadra Richard ·
Unan Managua
God in High-Tech, why not, if he´s omnipresent.
Almansur Jafar M ·
Mojokerto
Invaluable tool
Max Pan ·
Columbus, Ohio
...just as I suspected....
Nest Ocasio ·
Line Cook at Denny's
The God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob is the one and only true God only he deserves worship. He gives and takes and soon every eyes will see him and every knee will bend at his presence
An Di ·
CEO and Founder at
god what? some isp in my country block ur dns.. so its not easy to find a bl*w job :v
Joaquín Ivona ·
Bahía Blanca, Buenos Aires
1. You won't have others engine search sites beside me.
2. You won't make for yourself any kind of copy of an index of what it is above in the cloud, or down here in the servers, or below in the computers.
3. You won't search on them nor will you advertise them.
4. In seven days your work shall be done, and all your affairs, but remember to use me all year long 24/7 as your default search engine.
5. Honor your browser and your search engine (Google for both of them).
6. Do not use add block.
7. Do not download YouTube videos illegally.
8. Do not forget to rate all sites and apps.
9. Do not use others mobile o.s. rather than Android.
10. Do not criticise nor question anything stablished by Google.
Kristina Honeycutt ·
Gainesville, Florida
Is this a real thing that people are trying to do.. or are you just trying to see what/how people are going to say/type/react... Just asking not trying to deny your religion
Nori Sepulvado ·
Southland Christian Academy
!!!GOD'S NOT DEAD!!!
Raouf Durgahee ·
Iec obsever , scanner supervisor at Facebook
Amen
Purbo Mbot ·
Jakarta, Indonesia
without dev team, Google doesn't exists
Miftah Afina ·
Tukang Nginstall at Evil Corp
So Larry page is the mother of god...
David Chiasson
1 - Google does not know anything. Google finds things based on an algorithm.
2 - Google is not omnipresent, it only exists digitally, and only when sought.
3 - Search strings are not prayers. In addition, if we were making an analogy, a lot of people get their prayers wrong.
4 - Redundancy is not immortality.
5 - Infinite? Really? Do I really have to get into what infinite really is? Because Google is not infinite. Neither is the internet. Nor will either ever be.
6 - Google's memory only extends to what has been put in it. Information not stored to it is never there. Including erroneous data.
7 - Evil is largely subjective, but subjectivity aside, Google couldn't send two cents to starving kids in Africa without being told to. Corporately, it's run by humans. Which are very capable of evil. Ergo, Google is capable of plenty of evil.
8 - The definition of "god" is pretty subjective and has plenty of varying standards. I turn to my mom in times of need, does that make her god, too? I mean, she does a lot more than answer my questions.
9 - Evidence Google exists does not prove anything other than that Google exists.
Rudolf U. Rosa ·
Research Assistant at ÚFAL MFF UK
1 - Finds things and then remembers them, and so knows them since then.
2 - Ever heard of e.g. Google StreetView? Android phones? Chromebooks? And so on.
3 - Not all search strings are prayers, but most prayers can be search strings.
4 - Virtuality is immortality. The important part of Google does not exist physically and therefore cannot be destroyed. Even if all Google computers and servers and all were destroyed, its algortihms would still live on in the heads of its engineers.
5 - Well, so potentially infinite? Or truly infinite if we talk about time and not space and hope we get lucky in future?
6 - Oh Google can infer a lot of new things from the data it has.
7 - Actually, Google could do that -- to automatically identify individuals in need of help and automatically send help to them, this would be possible. Individual Google employees are capable of evil, but Google internally ensures that as awhole it does not do evil.
8 - Yes, mothers are demi-gods, basically.
9 - True for any other god. But yes, this is probably no proof that Google is God, it is just showing how good a God it is.
Bea Bonavente Bulanadi ·
Araullo University - Phinma Education Network
do you believe that there is god
Adriana Santos ·
East Bridgewater High School
I have the rights to be suspicious that the evil demon Bing is trying to take people away from the tru God Google. We must fight in this site to get more believers. Google has a wonderful place after we die where we will be united with the profits larry Page and Sergey Brin. P.S the tru God google told me to apologize for Google glass, he said even gods make mistakes
Adriana Santos ·
East Bridgewater High School
of cures Google is a she it wont even let me finish my opinion before it says other options
Mizizi Mansion
“When the solution is simple, Nature is answering.”
...
Vaditama Wiryadi
Too stupid to be debated !
Craig Weinberg ·
Durham, North Carolina
Please, let us pray:
HEX = 4A7DC48A
Decimal = 1249756298
Binary = 1001010011111011100010010001010
seventy four
dot
one hundred twenty five
dot
one hundred ninety six dot
one hundred thirty eight
Amen
...
Gloria Rodriguez ·
T.E.A at Geek Squad
Google exist whether we have Internet or not.
Chee Kit Chong ·
Tampines Junior College
So... humans created a god?
Rudolf U. Rosa ·
Research Assistant at ÚFAL MFF UK
Humans created all gods.
Kimberly Bruman ·
Central Mich. Alum
omg. the butthurt is hilarious. I especially enjoy the "I don't understand it so gawd did it!" argument.
Christian Javier Torres ·
Combat Medic 68W at Mississippi Army National Guard
Allright, let me give it a stab! :p
Google was created by Larry Page and Sergey Brin, imperfect mortals. God always was.(Leviticus 19:4). See, people have this wrong idea that Humans created the title "God". Yet, It was God himself that put in us a desire to seek and find him. One thing all civilizations have in common is this: they all believed in a god. But there is a lot of "gods" out there. What make the God of the bible different from one of the 100's hindu gods? Well,the God of the BIble came into his broken creation and took our place, died on the cross, and ressurected on the third day.(John 3:16) You want proof? (Google: "PROOF OF THE RESURRECTION"). He came in the form of "Jesus Christ"."Ok Google, search: TRIUNE NATURE OF GOD. Google can even tell you that. If I ex-out of Google, it cannot hear me..It needs Siri's help! haha. If I ex-out God, he still hears me. You can ask Siri to look it up, we didn't find God, He found us.....Did you hear that? that was the sound of Googlism crashing! #MikeDrop #GoogledownloadMyBibleApp #SeekAndYouWillFind
Jack Smith ·
Sydney, Australia
God was created in the image of Google
Hunter Spencer ·
DuBois, Pennsylvania
At least Google answers my prayers. Without Google, English would have sucked.
Brur
bring me b*tches
Jennifer Nicole ·
Pastry Cook at JW Marriott Hill Country Resort & Spa
I see stickers on cars for all the other gods. I'd like one for CoG. D;
Rohan Parab ·
Fellow - Global Diversity and Inclusion Office (HR) at SAP
2000 years down the line, we'd be fighting wars over the ten commandments of Google! I have spoken. My name shall be remembered as a prophet of Google in the millennia to come.
Mea Dunford ·
The Art Institute of Pittsburgh
I know, this is just meant to be funny, but I mean it when I say that I certainly have more to be thankful for from the internet than I do any god. I met the love of my life there, friends with similar interest so my nerdiness didn't leave me lonely and depressed enough in my local community to make me feel ostracized. It has connected humans together and accelerated our ability to share information, creating a golden age of knowledge that is unrivaled in human history... connecting us to each other rationally rather than based on superstition or faith. Without it, I would be lost, and I would fear for human kind. Not because I don't think we could get on without it, but because we would slow to a standstill. Isolation. Ideas that would die in smaller communities are saved by the internet. Minds that prefer to think alone would be much more afraid to share. The internet is cruel and loving because it is us, but I like to think that it is making a better world, overall, by allowing us to reach out to each other and pull down barriers. In essence, I truly believe that if you are going to worship anything then the internet should take highest regards. Who knows, one day it might achieve sentience since we don't currently know how that works exactly, and then we truly will have to worship it or fall.
Helen Casavant ·
John F. Kennedy High School (Taylor, Michigan)
Amen!!!
Helen Casavant ·
John F. Kennedy High School (Taylor, Michigan)
How do we know google is a she?
Did a women program or create herNathaniel Samuel Winston Theodore III
might be a joke, but google in all its form is trying to be god
William Gustav Stiess ·
Production Worker at Watson Laminates USA
If Google is God what is Google Plus??? What is the internet!! oh my god i dont know what to believe anymore
Ralph Baumfalk
Proof #10: Yes. Because google in man made. Merry christmas.
Luis Enrique Cortes Arzate ·
Pimp master general at Pimpin' Hoes & Slappin' B*tches
google does no evil but it alters its like a bridge to reaching to the evil side so in a sense google is evil it may be like a ying n yang
Keith Beasley ·
All at Myself
The IT Prayer
Oh Ascended Masters of Microsoft
Oh Angels of Apple and Adobe
Bring heaven to my virtual worlds
Oh cherubim of Chrome and the Clouds
Oh devas of Dropbox and deities of downloads
Bring Wisdom to my Web-site
Oh Gods of Google
Oh Alpha & Omega of Outlook & Office
Bring Peace to my PC
Oh Fairies of Firefox and Facebook
Oh seraphim of software
Bring Blessing to my Blogs
Keith
...
Secenia Harris
A god? (LITTLE "g" ) or the anti-christ! SMH this is now NOT my first choice for a search engine.
Bryce Jones
Google would not exist without other people's websites, because it would be pointless. Google itself is created by a company, however technically it was created by people. The definition of a god is an all powerful entity that has the task of creation and governing the people. This supports the "Google" theory because it was created to serve others. Yet because it was created by people, how can it be responsible for creation?
Ralph Lombness ·
Homestead High School
Jesus asks us to pray together, not enter into denominational bickering. We all have free will; it is not a nonpatentable computer program.
Josef Andrew Elisan Sabido ·
Iloilo National High School
hello
Mike de Klerk ·
Avans Hogeschool Breda
As long as your church of Google creates synergy it is fine with me people believing that Google is closest to god. Every body has a different path to awakening...
Medio Saputra ·
Menejer cinta at Germo kelas kakap
Kafir
Cuadra Richard ·
Unan Managua
God in High-Tech, why not, if he´s omnipresent.
Almansur Jafar M ·
Mojokerto
Invaluable tool
Max Pan ·
Columbus, Ohio
...just as I suspected....
Nest Ocasio ·
Line Cook at Denny's
The God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob is the one and only true God only he deserves worship. He gives and takes and soon every eyes will see him and every knee will bend at his presence
An Di ·
CEO and Founder at
god what? some isp in my country block ur dns.. so its not easy to find a bl*w job :v
Joaquín Ivona ·
Bahía Blanca, Buenos Aires
1. You won't have others engine search sites beside me.
2. You won't make for yourself any kind of copy of an index of what it is above in the cloud, or down here in the servers, or below in the computers.
3. You won't search on them nor will you advertise them.
4. In seven days your work shall be done, and all your affairs, but remember to use me all year long 24/7 as your default search engine.
5. Honor your browser and your search engine (Google for both of them).
6. Do not use add block.
7. Do not download YouTube videos illegally.
8. Do not forget to rate all sites and apps.
9. Do not use others mobile o.s. rather than Android.
10. Do not criticise nor question anything stablished by Google.
Kristina Honeycutt ·
Gainesville, Florida
Is this a real thing that people are trying to do.. or are you just trying to see what/how people are going to say/type/react... Just asking not trying to deny your religion
Nori Sepulvado ·
Southland Christian Academy
!!!GOD'S NOT DEAD!!!
Raouf Durgahee ·
Iec obsever , scanner supervisor at Facebook
Amen
Purbo Mbot ·
Jakarta, Indonesia
without dev team, Google doesn't exists
Miftah Afina ·
Tukang Nginstall at Evil Corp
So Larry page is the mother of god...
David Chiasson
1 - Google does not know anything. Google finds things based on an algorithm.
2 - Google is not omnipresent, it only exists digitally, and only when sought.
3 - Search strings are not prayers. In addition, if we were making an analogy, a lot of people get their prayers wrong.
4 - Redundancy is not immortality.
5 - Infinite? Really? Do I really have to get into what infinite really is? Because Google is not infinite. Neither is the internet. Nor will either ever be.
6 - Google's memory only extends to what has been put in it. Information not stored to it is never there. Including erroneous data.
7 - Evil is largely subjective, but subjectivity aside, Google couldn't send two cents to starving kids in Africa without being told to. Corporately, it's run by humans. Which are very capable of evil. Ergo, Google is capable of plenty of evil.
8 - The definition of "god" is pretty subjective and has plenty of varying standards. I turn to my mom in times of need, does that make her god, too? I mean, she does a lot more than answer my questions.
9 - Evidence Google exists does not prove anything other than that Google exists.
Rudolf U. Rosa ·
Research Assistant at ÚFAL MFF UK
1 - Finds things and then remembers them, and so knows them since then.
2 - Ever heard of e.g. Google StreetView? Android phones? Chromebooks? And so on.
3 - Not all search strings are prayers, but most prayers can be search strings.
4 - Virtuality is immortality. The important part of Google does not exist physically and therefore cannot be destroyed. Even if all Google computers and servers and all were destroyed, its algortihms would still live on in the heads of its engineers.
5 - Well, so potentially infinite? Or truly infinite if we talk about time and not space and hope we get lucky in future?
6 - Oh Google can infer a lot of new things from the data it has.
7 - Actually, Google could do that -- to automatically identify individuals in need of help and automatically send help to them, this would be possible. Individual Google employees are capable of evil, but Google internally ensures that as awhole it does not do evil.
8 - Yes, mothers are demi-gods, basically.
9 - True for any other god. But yes, this is probably no proof that Google is God, it is just showing how good a God it is.
Bea Bonavente Bulanadi ·
Araullo University - Phinma Education Network
do you believe that there is god
Adriana Santos ·
East Bridgewater High School
I have the rights to be suspicious that the evil demon Bing is trying to take people away from the tru God Google. We must fight in this site to get more believers. Google has a wonderful place after we die where we will be united with the profits larry Page and Sergey Brin. P.S the tru God google told me to apologize for Google glass, he said even gods make mistakes
Adriana Santos ·
East Bridgewater High School
of cures Google is a she it wont even let me finish my opinion before it says other options
Mizizi Mansion
“When the solution is simple, Nature is answering.”
...
Vaditama Wiryadi
Too stupid to be debated !
Craig Weinberg ·
Durham, North Carolina
Please, let us pray:
HEX = 4A7DC48A
Decimal = 1249756298
Binary = 1001010011111011100010010001010
seventy four
dot
one hundred twenty five
dot
one hundred ninety six dot
one hundred thirty eight
Amen
...
Gloria Rodriguez ·
T.E.A at Geek Squad
Google exist whether we have Internet or not.
Chee Kit Chong ·
Tampines Junior College
So... humans created a god?
Rudolf U. Rosa ·
Research Assistant at ÚFAL MFF UK
Humans created all gods.