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« on: October 13, 2011, 12:41:17 PM »
Best Buddies
A farmer decided he wanted to go into town to see a movie. He went into the cinema and walked up to the ticket agent, and the ticket agent asked "sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer replied "this here is my pet rooster Chuck". Wherever I go, Chuck goes. "I am sorry sir," said the ticket agent. We can not allow animals inside the theater. The old farmer feeling sad, walked out went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down inside his overalls. He then returned to the ticket booth and bought one ticket and went inside the movie theater. He sat down beside two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge" whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge. I think the guy next to me is a pervert. "What makes you think so? "asked Marge". "He undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred. "Well, dont worry about it", said Marge. "At our age, we have seen them all." "I thought so too" said Mildred, but this one is eating my popcorn!