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Title: Looking for a woman
Post by: Non-SEO on July 08, 2015, 01:26:52 AM

Looking for a woman

  Looking for a woman. I'm a man. I'm fat, I'm old and I'm poor. Is there a woman for me?

Title: Bald, short, uneducated?
Post by: MSL on July 08, 2015, 01:28:40 AM

  Fat, poor and old. Bald, short, uneducated?

Title: Re: Looking for a woman
Post by: Non-SEO on July 08, 2015, 01:33:31 AM

  Okay, let's make it clear:
1. Uneducated? No. I'm educated. (University level.)
2. Bald? Not very bald. Just a little. It's normal.
3. Short? Not very short. Around the average.
4. Fat. Well, just chubby (a little fat).
5. Poor. I can pay my bills and I can buy some: drinks, food and clothes. No car.
6. Old. Well, middle-aged in fact. :)

Title: Re: Looking for a woman
Post by: SEO on August 25, 2018, 01:32:29 AM

It was really a good one! Good advice for everyone: lose weight; don't be fat/chubby. :)

Title: Re: Looking for a woman
Post by: Non-SEO on August 26, 2018, 01:16:24 AM

Update: I'm already (almost) slim. I lost a lot of weight. 8) 8) 8)

Title: Re: Looking for a woman
Post by: SEO on October 05, 2018, 10:11:27 PM

Good to know it. 8) :D