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山 景 美 食 套 餐 HILL VIEW RESTAURANT SET MENU
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2022, 04:46:53 AM »

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白切文昌鸡套餐                                                   36元/套
“Wenchang” Chicken rice
“Вень Чанг” курица с рисом
川府回锅肉套餐                                                  26元/套
“Sichuan” Twice Cooked pork
“Сы Чуан” двойно-варенная свинина
西红柿炒蛋套餐                                                 26元/套
Tomato Fried Egg meal
Зажаренные томаты с яйцем
虾仁炒蛋套餐                                                     36元/套
Shrimp Fried Egg Meal
Зажаренные креветки с яйцем
豉椒牛肉套餐                                                     32元/套
Chill Fried beef Meal
Зажаренная говядина
青瓜肉片套餐                                                     26元/套
Cucumber Fried Pork Meal
Зажаренная свинина с огурцы
豉椒蟮片套餐                                                    32元/套
Bean Sauce with Eel Rice
Соус фасоли с угорьны рис
扬州炒饭套餐                                                     26元/份
Fried rice “Yangzhou” Style
Жаренный рис “Янг Джоу”
日式乌冬面(汤、炒)                                     26元/例
“Wu Dong” Noodle Japanese style(soup 、fried )
“У Дунг” лапша (суп, жаренная) по японски.












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红烧东山羊套餐                                                   36元/套
Cooked “Dongshan” Lamb
Вареная баранина „Дунгшан”
黑椒牛柳套餐                                                       32元/套
Beef with Pepper Meal
Говядина с перец.
蠔皇牛肉套餐                                                        32元/套
Oyster Sauce with Beef rice
Устрицевой соус с говядиной рис.
(豉汁排骨套餐)                                                       30元/套
Spare-Rib with Black Bean Sauce
Ребра в соусе черной фасоли
(香煎马鲛鱼套餐)                                                   30元/套
Fried Spanish mackerel Meal
Жаренная рыба “Ма Дзиау”
(红烧牛腩套餐)                                                      28元/套
Braised Brisket Meal
Тушеное мясо – грудинка.
(南乳猪手套餐)                                                       30元/套
Braised Bean Curd Catsup with pork legs
Тушеный фасоль творг с томатны соус и свиные ножки.
排骨煲饭套餐                                                       30元/套
Spare Ribs in a Casserole
Ребра в кастрюле
(黄鳝煲饭套餐)                                                       30元/套
Braised Eel in a Casserole
Тушеной угорь в кастрюле
(腊味煲饭套餐)                                                   28元/套
 Preserved ham in a casserole
Консервированная ветчина в кастрюле
黑椒牛肉炒意粉                                                   30元/份
Fried Beef with Italian sauce
Жареная говядина в Итальянском соусе
(鲍汁捞面套餐 )                                                      28元/套
Cook oyster sauce with noodles
Ормер соус с лапшей
           配小菜、是日例汤、时令蔬菜、时令果碟
Along with: appetizers, soup, fresh vegetables and fruit
Вдоль с: закуски, суп, свежие овощи и фрукты


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开胃菜
Appetizers
ЗАКУСКИ
五香牛展                                                                                     12元/份
Spiced beef
Говядина с приправами
韩国泡菜                                                                                     6元/份
Korean Pickled Cabbage
Корейская рассол капуста
老醋蒜子                                                                                      6元/份
Mature Vinegar Pickle Garlic
Кислый рассол чеснок
风味鱼仔                                                                                      6元/份
Cuisine Fingerling
Фингерлинг
香脆花生                                                                                      6元/份
Crispy Peanut
Хрустящий арахис
(卤水拼盘)                                                                                   48元/例
Flavored Put Together Pork
Ароматная свинина
(白切文昌鸡)                                                                              58元/半只
White Cut “Wenchang” Chicken
Белая “Вень Чанг” курица (кусочки)
特色菜
Recommendation
Рекомендации
美极脆仁掌中宝                                                                         58元/例
Sauteed Goose 
Гусина ароматная
剁椒鱼头                                                                                     48元/位
Chili with Fish Head
Острий перец с рыба
海南胡椒虾                                                                                 48元/斤
“Hainan” Pepper shrimps
“Хайнань” перец и креветки

香煎马鲛鱼                                                                                 38元/例
Crispy Spanish mackerel
Хрустящая рыба “Ма Дзияу”
美果鲜鲍贝                                                                                 48元/例
Nutmeat Sauteed Sliced Sea-ear
Морской деликатес
黑椒锔牛柳                                                                                  48元/例
Beef with Pepper
Говядина с перец
金牌蒜香骨                                                                                  42元/例
Spare-rib With Garlic
Ребр с чеснок
红烧东山羊                                                                                  42元/份
Braised “Dongshan” Mutton
Тушеная баранина “Дунгшан”
川府回锅肉                                                                                  28元/例
Twice Cooked Pork Sichuan style
Двойно-варенная свинина
农家小炒肉                                                                                   28元/例
Chili Sauteed Pork
Свинина с перец
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三心两耳龙串凤                                                                           38元/例
Black And White Agaric Fried Shrimp with Chicken
Китайский гриб, креветки и курица
渔米之乡                                                                                       38元/例
Stir Fried Fish Pine Nut and Corn
Рыба с кукурузом
酱爆石斑柳                                                                                   58元/例
Sliced“Shi Ban”Fish
Ломтик  рыба “Шы Бань”
(川椒海鲜煲 )                                                                               48元/例
Chili Fried Seafood in A Casserole
Острая морская пища в кастрюли
(红烧麻鱼肚)                                                                                88元/例
Braised Fish Maw
Рыбная утроба тушеная
咸鱼茄子煲                                                                                  26元/例
Braised Eggplant with Salted Fish in A Casserole
Тушеный баклажан со соленая рыба в кастрюли



健康素食
Vegetarian Collection
                                          Вегетарианская коллекция
(一品珍菌煲)                                                                              32元/例
Braised Mushroom in a Casserole
Тушеный  гриб в кастрюле
(虎皮尖椒)                                                                                  18元/例
Sauteed Marinated Green Chili
Обжаренный маринованый зеленый перец
(盐水菜心)                                                                                  18元/例
Braised Cabbage
Тушенная капуста
蒜茸野菜                                                                                     18元/例
Garlic Fried Potherb
Жареный чеснок овощ.
蚝油生菜                                                                                     18元/例
Oyster Sauce Fried Lettuce
Жареный летук с устрицевой соус
西芹炒百合                                                                                 18元/例
Sauteed Celery with Lily
Обжареной сельдерей с лилия
蒜茸通心菜                                                                                 18元/例
Garlic Fried Vegetable
Жареные овощи с чеснок
翅汤羹
Shark Fin Soups
                                                Морские супы

海珍养寿汤                                                                              260元/10位
Sea Adorable Soup
Морской чудесный суп
老火靓例汤                                                                              10元/位
Soup of the Day
Суп дня
南非鲍(浓汤、蠔皇)                                                           480元/位
South African Oyster
Южно-африканский ормер
 金银鲜鲍甫                                                                              128元/位
Braised Fish-Maw with Sea-ear
Морской бульон
鲍汁关西辽参                                                                           38元/位
Braised “Guan Xi” Trepang
Тушеный трепанг “Гуань Си”
鲍汁水鱼裙                                                                               28元/位
Braised Sea Fish Skirt
Тушеная рыба-юбка
(金勾翅(红烧))                                                                       228元/位
Braised “Jin Gou” Shark Fin
Тушенние плавники “Чжинь Гоу”
(嘉宾双喜翅)                                                                               98元/位
Superior Shark’s Fin with Soup
Превосходние плавники со супом
(官燕(冰花、椰汁)                                                                 138元/位
Braised Minced Coconut Juice with Birds Nest
Тушеный кокосовый сок с “Птичье гнездо”


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主食
Rice
Рис
扬州炒饭                                                                                   18元/例
Fried Rice “Yangzhou” Style
Жареный рис “Янг Джоу”
星州炒米粉                                                                              18元/例
“Singapore” Fried Rice vermicelli
Рисовая лапша (жареная) “Синг Джоу”
日式乌冬面                                                                              30元/例
“Wudong” Noodle Japanese Style
Японская лапша “У Дунг”
鱼翅捞饭                                                                                  38元/位
Shark Fin Rice
Акуловой плавник рис
富贵南瓜饼                                                                               18元/打
Pumpkin Cake
Тыквеной торт
金银馒头                                                                                   18元/打
Steamed And Fried Bun (a dozen)
Китайские булочки
鲍鱼捞饭                                                                                   38元/位
Sea-ear Rice
Морской рис

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粥类:
Conjee
Рисовых суп:
(鸽子粥)                      30元/只
Pigeon Conjee       RMB30/Cluster
Голубина
(鱼翅粥  )                      38元/份
Shark fin Conjee    RMB38/Cluster
Акулина
(鲍鱼粥)                         38元/份
Sea-ear Conjee          RMB38/ Portion
Морская
(鲜蟹粥16元/份)、
Crab Conjee               RMB16/ Portion
Крабина
(皮蛋瘦肉粥12元/份)
Preserved egg with lean meat Conjee   RMB12/ Portion
Яйца с мышц
鱼片粥12元/份、
Fillet Conjee    RMB12/ Portion
Филет
(猪腰粥12元/份)
Pig waist Conjee   RMB12/ Portion
Свинина
(猪肝粥12元/份)
Pig liver Conjee     RMB12/ Portion
Свининая печень


面   档   类  :
Wheaten products
                                Муковые продукты
鲜肉包、奶白馒头、蔬菜包各5元一份,
Pork bread、Steamed bread、Vegetable bread         Apiece Portion /RMB5
Свининой хлеб, китайский хлеб, овощной хлеб
炒粉、汤面、炒面各10元一份。
Fry rice noodles、Soup noodle、Fry noodle        Apiece Portion /RMB10
Жареная рисовая лапша, Суп-лапша, Жареная лапша
烧   烤  类   :
Barbeque
БАРБИКЮ:
(烧   虾)                                  5元/串
Roasted Shrimp                     RMB5/Cluster
Жареные креветки
(鸡翅  )                                   6元/串
Roasted Chick wings             RMB6/Cluster
Жареные крыля куриц
(蟹)                                    10元/只
Roasted Crab                       RMB10/Cluster
Жареный краб
(热狗)                                  5元/份
Roasted Hotdog                     RMB5/ Portion
Жареный хотдог
(鱼仔)                                         6元/串
Roasted Fingerling                    RMB6/Cluster
Жареная рыба
(海螺肉)                                    3元/串
Roasted Sea snail                      RMB3/Cluster
Жареная морская улитка
(牛肉筋肉)                                 3元/串
Roasted Beef brawn                  RMB3/Cluster
Жареная говядина
(豆腐干)                                   2元/串
Roasted Bean curd                    RMB2/Cluster
Жареный фасольный творог



(烤牛肉)                                       3元/串 
Roasted Beef                              RMB3/Cluster 
Жареная говядина
(烤羊肉)                                      3元/串 
Roasted Mutton                         RMB3/Cluster
Жареная баранина

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俄 式 西 餐 菜 单
« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2022, 04:56:41 AM »

俄  式  西  餐  菜  单


2006

俄  式  西  餐  菜  单
Russian & Western food menu
Русская и Западнай кухня
                МЕНЮ:


沙拉、冷菜类:
Salads & cold dishes:
Салаты:
 
华道夫沙拉          18元/例                           牛碾沙拉            48元/例
Huadaofu salad                                                Bovine tendon salad
Хуадауфу салат 18 юан             Бычие сухожилие салат 48 юань
花菜沙拉               18元/例                          冷肉拼盘            48元/例
Cauliflower salad                                            Sausages
Капуста салат    18 юань                              Колбаса        48 юань
酸蘑菇                   28元/例                          酸青瓜 西红柿    28元/例
Sour mushrooms                                             Sour cucumber tomatoes
Кислые  грибы 28 юань      Кислые огурцы и томаты  28 юань
           俄罗斯沙拉   18元/例
            Russian salad
Русский салат   18 юань
青瓜沙拉   18元/例
 Cucumber salad
 Огурцы салат      18 юань

汤类:
Soup
Супы
罗宋汤                   18元/位                          南瓜汤   18元/位
Russian borsch soup                                      Pumpkin soup
                                                                        Тыквеной суп  18 юань
Борш                      18 юань
奶油蘑菇汤   20元/位
Cream of mushroom soup
Крем-суп из грибов

(配:面包片或餐包、黄油或奶酪)
   (Offers: bread or meal packs, butter or cheese)
主菜类:
Main dish
Основное блюдо
俄罗斯猪扒      48元/例            配(浇汁、洋葱汁、蘑菇汁、黑椒汁)
Russian pork steak                                  with (beef sauce, onion sauce, mushroom sauce, black pepper sauce)
Русский  стейк из свинины  48 юань         с (говядиный соус, лучный соус,  грибовой соус, черный перец соус)


俄罗斯鸡扒          58元/例            配(浇汁、辣椒汁、黑椒汁、茄汁)
Russian chicken steak                            with (beef sauce, pepper sauce, black pepper sauce, tomatoes sauce)
Русский стейк из цыпленком  58 юань      с (говядиный соус, соус перца, черный соус перца, томатный соус)


俄式大虾扒          68元/例            配(蒜茸汁、白汁、茄汁)
Russian shrimps steak                                with (garlic sauce, white sauce, tomatoes sauce)
Русский стейк из креветки                      с (чеснок соус, белый соус, томатный соус)

俄式石斑鱼扒     128元/例           配(白汁、茄汁)
Russian rock-cod steak                           with (white sauce, tomatoes sauce)
Русский стейк морской                       с(белый соуд, томатный соус)
 

俄式西冷牛扒      98元/例            配(黑椒汁、红酒汁)
Russian sirloin steak                             with (black peppers sauce , wine sauce)
Русский стейк филея                      с (черный перец  соус , соус вина)



白汁芝士锔肥蟹  88元/例            配(白汁、牛油、土豆汁)
 White sauce crab                             with (white sauce, butter, potato sauce)
Белый соус рака                            с (белый соус , масло, соус картошки)


三明治:
Sandwich:
 Сендвич:         
  俄式三明治        38元/份                       火腿芝士三明治       38元/例
  Russian sandwich                                        Ham-cheese sandwich
Русский сендвич        38 юань                    Сыр с ветчиной сендвич 38 юань
套餐类:
Series-food:
           俄式牛柳丝饭       38元/套                         西班牙海鲜饭        38元/套
           Russian beef rice 
Русская говядина с рисом 38 юань                           Spanish seafood rice
                                                                  Испанская морска пища с рисом 38 юань
           印尼炒饭               38元/套                         白汁锔海鲜饭        38元/套
           Indonesian fried rice
Индонезийский жареный рис                  White sauce with seafood rice
                                                         Белый соус с морским рисом  38 щань

           咖喱鸡饭               38元/套   茄汁海鲜烩意粉   58元/套
 Curry chicken rice                                                Tomatoes sauce seafood spaghetti
 Карри курица с рисом 38 юань             Томатный соус, морская еда и итальянская лапша 58 юань
 
                     
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努力提高自己,不要责怪别人。无论成功与否,都要努力。
« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2022, 12:56:05 AM »
努力提高自己,不要责怪别人。无论成功与否,都要努力。
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2006 足球 幽默
« Reply #78 on: December 01, 2022, 01:46:45 AM »
2006

中国男足为什么总是输?其实翻翻报纸杂志就知道有太多原因了,综合为大家摘要如下,希望大家理解中国男足:
      (1)草皮不适应
      1、草皮太硬了 2、草皮太软了 3、不适应阔叶草及其它一些草
      (2)天气原因
      1、下雪 2、下雨 3、下冰雹 4、阳光太好了 5、冷 6、热 7、不冷不热(不能给对手造成麻烦)
      
      (3)赛场因素
      1、场内因素:A、裁判帮他们 B、裁判不帮我们 C、对手身体太强壮 D、对手技术太细腻 E、门柱帮了他们 F、对方守门员发挥BT+超常 G、补时太短 H、补时太长
      2、场外因素:A、客场作战,气氛影响 B、主场作战,干扰太大 C、观众不为我们喝彩 D、有人往场内扔手雷
      
      (4)抽签抽得不好
      1、同组都是强队踢输了,我拷死亡之组,按惯例当然应该中国队输。
      2、同组都是中等水平队踢输了,主要是想赢怕输的思想包袱太重了,队员们没能放得开手脚。
      3、同组都是弱队踢输了,对对手不够重视,麻痹大意,一时疏忽。
      
      (5)
      1、对亚洲强队踢输了,恐X心理在作怪,走不出阴影。
      2、对亚洲弱队踢输了,对手进步太大了,太大了,我们对他们没有秘密可言了都。
      3、对欧洲弱队踢输了,中国队输给了欧洲队。
      4、对欧洲强队(比如意大利队)0:1踢输了,告诉大家一个好消息:中国队仅以0:1输给了强大的意大利队!!
      5、对欧洲强队(比如意大利队)0:10踢输了,中国队踢出了自已的一惯水平,队员们也努力了,结果也不出全国人民所料。
      6、对欧洲强队(比如意大利队)0:100踢输了,精彩的比赛!意大利某球星进了20个,某球星进了25个!看来中国队跟意大利队的水平差距确实是有一点的。
      
      (6)
      “海龟派”没回来踢输了,我们雪藏主力。
      “海龟派”回来踢输了,时差没倒过来。
      
      (7)
      1、主教练技术差!
      2、中国球迷素质差!
      3、中国足协这个名字差!
      4、中国队——队医技术差!
      5、中国足协领导人——办公室里那位倒水扫地的大妈差!
  
 1,停球
    把球停到自己脚下10毫米的后卫,是巴西球员。
    把球停到自己脚下10厘米的后卫,是西班牙球员。
    把球停到自己脚下10分米的后卫,是德国球员。
    把球停到自己脚下100米,并形成射门,迫使对方门将做出扑救的后卫,是中国球员。
    
    2,传球
    能够做出50米外精确长传,找到场上队友的球员,是英国球员。
    能够做出5米内精巧二过一的球员,是阿根廷球员。
    能够做出5米内短传传丢,并且后卫前锋隔着50米就玩二过一的球员,是中国球员。
    
    3,射门
    能够在30米外劲射破门的球员,是德国球员。
    能够通过精妙配合在门前3米打空门得手的球员,是葡萄牙球员。
    能够在罚点球时把角旗打翻的球员,是中国球员。
    
    4,带球
    能够把球从本方底线带到对方半场的球员,是荷兰球员。
    能够把球从本方底线带到对方底线的球员,是巴西球员。
    能够把球从本方球员脚下抢断,并带到本方球门里的,是中国球员。
    
    
    5,球风
    能够对裁判鼓掌的球员,是欧洲球员。
    能够对裁判说脏话的球员,是南美球员。
    能够对裁判吐口水和追打的球员,是中国球员。
    
    6,踩单车
    能够连踩8个单车,得到点球的球员,是巴西球员。
    能够连踩3个单车,突入禁区助攻的球员,是葡萄牙球员。
    能够连踩半个单车,把自己摔成骨折的球员,是中国球员。
    
    7,体能
    能够狂奔90分钟,面不改色的球员,是非洲球员。
    能够奔跑90分钟,气喘吁吁的球员,是欧洲球员。
    能够跑动90分钟,汗流浃背的球员,是南美球员。
    能够散步90分钟,倒地抽筋的球员,是中国球员。
    
    8,速度
    能够跑的比球快的球员,是荷兰球员。
    能够跑的跟球一样快的球员,是英国球员。
    能够跑的跟裁判一样快的球员,是马尔代夫球员。
    连裁判都跑不过的球员,是中国球员。

 

Why does the Chinese men's football team always lose? In fact, there are many reasons when you read newspapers and magazines. The summary is as follows. I hope you can understand the Chinese men's football team:

(1) Inadaptability of turf

1. The turf is too hard 2. The turf is too soft 3. It is not suitable for broadleaf grass and other grasses

(2) Weather reason

1. Snow 2. Rain 3. Hail 4. Sunshine is too good 5. Cold 6. Hot 7. Neither cold nor hot (can't cause trouble to opponents)


(3) Arena factors

1. On court factors: A, the referee helps them B, the referee does not help us C, the opponent is too strong D, the opponent's technology is too delicate E, the goalpost helps them F, the opposite goalkeeper plays BT+supernormal G, the make-up time is too short H, the make-up time is too long

2. Off court factors: A, away battle, atmosphere influence; B, home battle, too much interference; C, the audience does not applaud us; D, someone throws grenades on the court


(4) Bad draw

1. The same group was defeated by a strong team. I copied the dead group, and the Chinese team should lose as usual.

2. All the team members in the same group lost, mainly because the thought burden of wanting to win and fear losing was too heavy, and the team members could not let go.

3. The weak team in the same group lost the game. They didn't pay enough attention to their opponents, were careless and neglected for a while.


(5)

1. When he lost against the Asian strong team, he was afraid of X and could not walk out of the shadow.

2. We lost against the weak Asian team. The opponents have made great progress. We have no secrets to them.

3. The Chinese team lost to the European team.

4. We lost 1-0 against a strong European team (such as Italy). Here's a good news: China lost to a strong Italian team by 0-1!!

5. The Chinese team lost at 0:10 against a strong European team (such as the Italian team). The Chinese team played at its usual level, and the players worked hard. The result was not unexpected.

6. We lost at 0:100 against a strong European team (such as Italy). It's a wonderful game! A football star in Italy scored 20, and a football star scored 25! It seems that there is a gap between the Chinese team and the Italian team.


(6)

The "Turtle Sect" didn't come back and lost. We hid the main force.

The "Turtle Sect" came back and lost. The jet lag did not reverse.


(7)

1. The head coach's skill is poor!

2. Poor quality of Chinese fans!

3. The name of China Football Association is poor!

4. Chinese team - team doctor is poor!

5. Leader of the Chinese Football Association - the woman who poured water and swept the floor in the office!


1. Stop

The defender who stops the ball 10 mm under his feet is a Brazilian player.

The defender who stops the ball 10cm under his feet is a Spanish player.

The defender who stops the ball at his feet for 10 minutes is a German player.

The defender who stops the ball 100 meters under his feet and forms a shot to force the other goalkeeper to make a save is a Chinese player.


2. Pass

The players who can make an accurate long pass 50 meters away and find their teammates on the field are British players.

Argentinian players are able to play two to one within 5 meters.

The players who can make short passes within 5 meters and lose them, and the guards and forwards play two or one every 50 meters, are Chinese players.


3. Shoot

The players who can score from 30 meters away are German players.

Portuguese players are the ones who can win an empty goal 3 meters in front of the goal through subtle coordination.

The players who can overturn the corner flag during penalty kick are Chinese players.


4. Dribble

The players who can bring the ball from their own baseline to the other side's half court are Dutch players.

The players who can bring the ball from their own baseline to the other's baseline are Brazilian players.

It is Chinese players who can steal the ball from their own players and bring it to their own goal.



5. Ball style

The players who can applaud the referees are European players.

The players who can swear at referees are South American players.

The players who can spit and chase the referees are Chinese players.


6. Riding a bicycle

The players who can step on 8 bicycles and get penalty kicks are Brazilian players.

The players who can step on three bicycles and break into the restricted area to assist are Portuguese players.

The players who can step on half a bicycle and break themselves are Chinese players.


7. Physical fitness

The players who can run for 90 minutes without changing their faces are African players.

The players who can run for 90 minutes and breathe heavily are European players.

The players who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely are South American players.

The players who can walk for 90 minutes and fall down and cramp are Chinese players.


8. Speed

The players who can run faster than the ball are Dutch players.

The players who can run as fast as the ball are English players.

Maldivian players can run as fast as referees.

The players who can't even run the referee are Chinese players.
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为什么?
« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2022, 06:26:05 PM »
为什么删了?他什么都控制你的吗?!

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Re: 随便
« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2022, 06:49:19 PM »
Hugo
昨天 08:27
树说:我不在乎虫子了,放过我好吗?
鸟说:不行,您的生命安全、健康安全高于一切,虫子必须清零
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你创造的大部分价值,被资本拿走了。你剩余价值,除了消费了的,被贬值抽走一部分,越久抽得越狠,另外一部分被房子抽走了。

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« Reply #82 on: December 22, 2022, 02:04:02 AM »
过度依赖科技辅助的现代人在退化。一热就开空调,一冷就穿羽绒服的人,自身的体温调节功能会退化,变成不散热也不抗冻的弱者。
依赖药物的人自身免疫系统会退化,变成不吃药就容易死的弱者。(依赖注射雄性激素的人自身的雄性激素也会退化)
依赖GPS导航的人方向感距离感会弱化的不如低等动物。

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« Reply #83 on: January 01, 2023, 10:01:33 PM »
From 2005:



"Look, xiong nu, I realise how shallow you are now...which is sad..!!"

 Common words showing that you are angry that I uncover your real personality.


"with your stupid assumption..here is the answer:"
 Not answer- just other proofs. Here you are:


"GMAIL...
What are you talking about??...Gmail is so easy to use.."

HAHAHA, LOOK PEOPLE HOW "EASY" is it to use-------
...
  PLEASE, show me how many Chinese have the possibility RIGHT NOW to create an account there! It is just for some privilege people, but not in China, and not for 21-years old "Chinese" "girls", loser!



"well...i never said i was in china.."

 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU TYPED THAT YOU ARE IN SHANGHAI? And now what? You just jumped abroad? You, unlucky loser!



"if you read my post clearly ..."
Oh, yeah I do, because I take care for China, "baby"!



" you ought to know am in the land down under..."
Yes, I know. Americans are mostly born in America - that is down under- that's the hell, losie! ;)


"n i am chinese...you must be blind..well...blind ppl never admit they are blind..what a pathetic idiot here...."

 Blind people never admit they are blind?:)))) What are you smoking, dude? Or you are just on heroin?
 


"Listen, I am a girl, n i do sometimes talk dirty..whats wrong with that??.."

 THE WRONG IS that you're trying to lie the stupid dudes here, that you're a Chinese girl. And because of that they are under control of their hormones, THEY DO NOT ANSWER THEMSELVES - "How if the Chinese girls are so moral and modest you 21-years old is so abnormal, moral-less and stupid?" So I think your aim is to discredit the Chinese girls. YOU JUST GIVING ENOUGH REASONS to the westerners to write HOW EASY and HOW CHEAP are the Chinese. Well, you are good example, BUT YOU ARE NOT TRUE! You are a man, and I told you, dude, I will GO ON to show everyone that you are just a western loser. It doesn't matter that most of the guys here prefer to believe in dreams! May be soon I will invite you to chat online, with mic. and webcam to show are you a girl? AND DO NOT WORRY THAT YOU JUST CAN PUT SOME ANOTHER GIRL-be sure - I CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCES. This is my subject, loser!


"why shall girls pretend to be innocent like an idiot?"
The one and only innocent are the idiots? Your anthropological knowledge is a ZERO, dude! I did not suppose that agents can be so stupid! But... anyway you are an American - for it is normal.



"...we know what we want..n we will just go and ask for it!!.."
C'mon dude, don't try to pass on with common words from the era of my grandmother!


"btw...my role in lesbian is male.."
 BTW, your role in the f1king American aims is agent-loser, dude!


"so does this help u to understand me a bit?"
 Honey, I JUST remember that you tried to explain before how much you like man. Isn't you? SO you can play lesbian, schizophrenic or dragon - I don't care - YOU ARE NOT A CHINESE. Got it? I will repeat - You are NOT a Chinese. Now or later people will understand it with or without my help!







"Again, I have been studying overseas for the past 6 years.."

WOWWW,  till last months in Shanghai and already 6 years overseas?! You got machine of time, right? well, we know that American science is developed but not so much, dude. Try something else, please!


"so i have changed a bit..."
 Hehehehehehehehe, if you were really a Chinese girl it is NOT CHANGE it is a REGRESS!



"i have my life..."
  Every criminal have his own life. So what?


"n i am a free spirtural...also"

 You have NO SPIRIT!

" i am young right now"
 Everyone in a period of the life is young, but does it mean that he has to discredit the face of the Chinese people and women in front of the foreigners, uh, loser?




"i want to have fun...."

It is not funny what are you doing - you are lying people, and you are trying to discredit the Chinese. You are posting a lot of crazy, abnormal things here - you want to make sex for money; you are using rude language; you are talking about artificial vaginas... So, please stop pretending!


"meanwhile, dude, we only live once..."

AND THIS IS THE REASON TO BRING JUST EVIL THINGS TO CHINESE PEOPLE??? Everyone's living once, but not every one is a criminal like you, loser!


"life is short, you see.."
I see, that you are using yours to damage the Chinese moral and reputation.


"why dont you have a short but exciting one?..."

The MOST exciting is to serve to Chinese people and other brothers' peoples and to give your best for the Com. Party of China! This is exciting, not your craziness!


"sex for money, wats wrong with that?.."

The right question is - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?


"its for fun...sometimes its cool..."

 For an American agents - may be, not for normal Chinese girls!


"a lot of bfs at the same time.."

Not for them, be sure!

"well...multiple-dates..thts awesome..."

 Yes, sure, sometimes they beat each other and also can beat you. Later you will post again how disappointing is it to meet men...Yeah...But for a crazy American guy it is too difficult to explain.

 

"i have to find the right man for me.."
 BUT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU WAS LESBIAN!!! You really don't remember what are you lying, loser!


"so trial and errors is the best way..."

In fact you are an error. An error of the Nature, unlucky agent!


"besdies..those ppl like beinwith me...i made their days...so..wats wrong?..."

In fact you're making their nights. And you are spending a lot of time to discredit the Chinese people here!


"i enjoy it..they enjoy it....thts all it matters..."

I am sure that you are enjoying some drugs, but... that doesn't matter!


"
Oops..you just said that I am not chinese.then how come become a shame for china??...."

 Everything's right!!! It is shame for China that agents like you have right to posting unmoral, crazy and discrediting informations in the Chinese website. Got it?
About that you are not a Chinese girl, but a western gay - it is obvious for the clever people!



"you make me confsued"

Sure, because I have enough proofs for it. And you're helping me to get more!



"Idiot, you just fcuk off...."

IDIOT is your white or black father, loser! Remember it. And you are son of an idiot.



"
Conclusion

xiongnu, you have no fcukin idea of how great i am...i am so much better than you thought..but again.."

 An agent, who is a loser can not be great. You are just great son of idiots or ... may be your parents are brother and sister!




"
ur just a stupid man who has no life.."

My life is for China and for the Com. Party. Your life is for making troubles and to use your ass for men, stupid, abnormal gay!


"n barkin like a street dog here to get attention.."

Street dog is the sister of your father- i.e. your mother, American garbage!


"you made it...but ur stilla loser.."

Are you looking at the mirror right now?

"
as ppl who know me will tell you i am a great lady..."
Loosie, you are nothing than a great gay! I know it is modern in USA to be gay:)))

"i am...without doubt...i dont need your comments..as u r absolutely a mofo..."


Then keep silence and do not answer me. But you are too nervous to can do it.
Well, I don't agree than all Americans are garbage, but you are for sure, loser!

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Explanation: it was in a Chinese forum where someone pretended to be a very open Chinese girl in Australia who is a prostitute and so on. I found out that highly likely it's some Western troll who's going to ruin the Chinese image and did my best that time to protect Chinese people, the Party and so on.
 Now I see, it was mostly a waste of time and nobody rewarded me with anything. I had to focus on more useful things like earning money and sport not being a free pro-Chinese and pro-Party warrior.




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« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2023, 05:50:50 PM »
歌曲 songs (2009)

兩人                    Rain Man
好像就从那个夜晚开始,下起兩一直没有放过晴,
It seemed to rain from that night, and never clear up,
我勾着那把傘,飘浮在人群里,慢慢的以为身边还有你.
I float slowly in the crowd with an umbrella, and I thought you are next to me.
小气地用着那些你的记忆,
I cherish all the memory about you,
一点点就够我看到彩虹,
Only a little of those can let me see the rainboat.
全世界的颜色,全留在你那里,我只有不断一直淋着兩.
All the colors of the world left with you, I can only walk in the rain all the time.
我相信我爱你,蒙上眼手交给你,
I am sure I love you. I give you my hands with closed eyes.
慢慢的安心在黑暗中,共有一双眼睛,
Slowly, securely in the dark, we share a pair of eyes.
我要不断地爱你,不断拼凑了自己,
I will keep loving you and making up myself,
生命中所有好不好的过去,仿佛都在等我遇见你。
All the good or bad things in the past in my life seemed to wait for me to meet you.
小气地用着那些你的记忆,
一点点就够我看到彩虹,
全世界的颜色,全留在你那里,
我只有不断一直淋着兩,
我相信我爱你,
蒙上眼手交给你,
慢慢的安心在黑暗中,
共有一双眼睛,我要不断地爱你,
不断拼凑了自己,
生命中所有好不好的过去,
仿佛都在等我遇见你。
我相信我爱你,
蒙上眼手交给你,
慢慢的安心在黑暗中,
共有一双眼睛,我要不断地爱你,
不断拼凑了自己,
生命中所有好不好的过去,
仿佛都在等我遇见你。


在我的心里从此永远有个你            YOU ARE IN MY HEART FROM NOW ON
为什么我们相遇网络,为什么要拿虚拟对待我,
Why we met in ineternet? Why you treat me fictitiously?
我和你在一起,在一起的甜蜜,
It’s so sweet when we were together.
这份爱会埋在我心底。
I will keep the love deeply in my heart.
我和你相爱网络里,爱来爱去都变成回忆。
You and I fell in love in internet, but it became a memory when time goes by.
你的心我最懂,你哭泣我陪你,
I understand you fully, when you cry I will be with you,
这辈子注定与你在一起。
It’s destined to be with you all my life.
大声喊出我爱你,时刻把你放心底,
I shout to the world that I love you and put you at the bottom of my heart,
不怕网络的虚拟等着你,
I am waiting for you, neglect the fictitious internet.
点击鼠标的情意,传达爱你的蜜语,
Click the mouse with my love and send you my sweet words,
在心里从此永远有个你。
You are in my heart from now on, forever.
谢谢你让我遇到你,谢谢你也让我爱上你,
Thank you for letting me meet you, thank you for letting me fall in love with you,
不管风风兩兩,不问明天在哪里,
Regardless of windy and rainy weather, don't ask  if there’s a future,
我都会永远的陪伴你。
I will be with you forever.
为什么我们相遇网络,为什么要拿虚拟对待我,
我和你在一起,在一起的甜蜜,
这份爱会埋在我心底。
大声喊出我爱你,时刻把你放心底,
不怕网络的虚拟等着你,
点击鼠标的情意,传达爱你的蜜语,
在心里从此永远有个你。
为什么我们相遇网络,为什么要拿虚拟对待我,
我和你在一起,在一起的甜蜜,
这份爱会埋在我心底。
大声喊出我爱你,时刻把你放心底,
不怕网络的虚拟等着你,
点击鼠标的情意,传达爱你的蜜语,
在心里从此永远有个你。
谢谢你让我遇到你,谢谢你也让我爱上你,
不管风风兩兩,不问明天在哪里,
在心里从此永远有个你。
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A change in the money supply brings a corresponding change in expenditure.
« Reply #85 on: January 04, 2023, 12:05:12 AM »

A change in the money supply brings a corresponding change in expenditure.


A change in the money supply brings a corresponding change in expenditure. (货币供应量的改变随即引起支出的相应改变。)

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« Reply #86 on: January 05, 2023, 12:05:18 AM »
2009年的


"1. 我们的祖先是中国的。2000年前从中国的北方来自的。

2。我是共产主义者。我爱中国的共产党。特别喜欢毛泽东。可是不喜欢邓小平。。。

3。我爱中国的安全。在美国,欧洲每天杀人。这里没有问题的。

4。 中国的社会更和平。这里没有西方的黑手党,光头党, 三k党...

5. 我喜欢中国的菜。

6。 我觉得中国的女孩子比欧洲的更好看。

7。 我更喜欢中国的文化。

8。 在中国又浪漫的海南。欧洲没有那么好的地方。

9。 中国的东西更便宜。

10。 中国的性道德比价好。西方的没有好。"
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« Reply #87 on: January 05, 2023, 12:07:35 AM »
2009's

"1. Do you prefer to live in China or abroad after your marriage?

2. Do you think it is a good idea to have the same job as your husband?

3. How often do you like to take a shower?

4. What animals do you like?

5. You prefer to meet friends with your bf/husband or alone?

6. How many kids do you want to have?

I will be glad to read your answers. Take care, see you soon!

Regards : R."
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« Reply #88 on: January 05, 2023, 02:48:58 PM »
 Something from 2005. 不知道是什么。

” 凑凑热闹 我也来一个<<今日明朝>>
今日声声嗟叹,
只为褴褛衣衫.
盼望雀上枝头,
有如舞凤鸣鸾.
人生之路漫漫,
步步曲折蜿蜒.
时有暴风急雨,
云散自然晴天.
人生一梦短暂,
日日行得艰难.
苦苦追求富贵,
临终方知遗憾.
父母恩重如山,
妻子儿女堪怜.
两眼一闭归西,
满怀恩恩怨怨.
做人何苦太贪,
不过争些吃穿.
有朝一日猛醒,
才知命运由天.

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"How long would it be?"
« Reply #89 on: January 11, 2023, 04:30:36 PM »

"How long would it be?"


 Exactly... How long would it be? I am asking myself the same question.  ::)
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